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![File: 299195816_622008169354033(...).png (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:09:26 No.69905133 >be in early 20s >instant chainsmoker mfw i light another c--------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/425/633/f67.png "anon is in his prime | /r/Greentext")
![-] Legend of the Plague Doctor Anonymous >Dress up as plague doctor. >Walk down street to McDonalds. >Enter, walk to counter. >Hot blond girl turns around and screams. >Put on deep voice. >"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!" >Wave arms, leap onto counter. >Kickover register and charity jar. >Raise hands into air. >"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!" >Manager storms in, appears angry. >Moonwalk. >Kick fat kid's McFlurry from hands. >"You are fat. You need not this." >Tip hat to manager, jump from counter. >Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school. >She has fries, is staring with gaping jaw. >Sprint to her. >Grab her fries, slap her. >Manager shouts, tries to grab hat. >Spin around, slap him across face. >"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!" >Sparta kick the door. >Run out of store. >Walk the dinosaur. >Go home, leave without costume. >Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff. >See picture of plague doctor with cross-out thing on it. >LOL.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/425/528/267.jpg "Anon is a Plague Doctor | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Frozen-2-Trailer-Parody-F(...).jpg (16 KB, 360x360) Frozen 2 Anonymous 04/17/19(Wed)23:59:15 No. 113090498 ► Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)01:05:53 No.113092732 >>113092946 >>113093014 >>113093078 >>113093091 >>113090591 >>113091892 >>113092428 >>113092566 >>113092653 >>113092676 >>113092961 >>113093055 >>113093083 >>113095221 >>113095266 >>113095352 >>113095391 >>113096820 >>113096830 >>113098296 >>113098462 >>113098485 >>113099273 >>113099300 >>113090498 (OP) literally the only movie other than Joker i'm excited about this year. ive seen Frozen like 30 times >>113097424 I'm not the only one who thought the Frozen 2 trailer was absolute kino right? I'm embarrassed to tell anyone but I'm actually really excited to see it https://youtu.be/eSLe4HuKuKO [Embed] Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)01:12:38 No.113092946 >>113093035 File: guinness.jpg (87 KB, 1280x705) >>113098287 Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)01:15:05 No.113093035 >>113097424 No, they helped me do it. >>113092732 >ive seen Frozen like 30 times >>113092946 used to have a girlfriend who had nieces. that's my excuse. Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)04:01:53 No.113097424 ► >>113093035 wasn't it weird, jacking off beside them, while watching the movie? Anonymous 04/18/19(Thu)04:44:26 No.113098287](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/705/725/3f9.jpg "Anon watched Frozen 30 times | /r/Greentext")
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