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Sitting at home, alone in the house, i feel actually kind of peacefull, typing this up. I have already accepted my fate. I was diagnosed with cancer a week ago, and the doctors gave me 2 months to live, and right now i just really want to share the story of how i got 7 KB JPG cancer. So here it is. First, a bit of backstory. >Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike >Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls >Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill >One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like >"Hey this is anon." >Walks away %3D >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends Fastforward 2 years later >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool >We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >l have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do >She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy >Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again >She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her >"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated >Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends. >Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with >smoker guy Ohfuckno >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me >Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag >l'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed >Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me Not gonna ask if i can continut because im not a Cont?c--- : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:25:05 No.630890540 Cont pleeease : Anonymous 07/27/15(Mon)23:27:19 No.630890983 >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke >Decide "what's the harm" >l end up having one maybe once a week. >Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people >turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back Long story short, female dumps me for smokefag >Start smoking to cope with it > I was in love with female, and i still am >l dont know how to deal this. She was my everything >i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months >contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female >decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away peacefully > ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurti was by female. > tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house >get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night >aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit >Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do Mike really helped me deal with all the pain, but my smoking habbit stayed >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths > go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor >nervouse as f--- >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore > mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok >one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up >its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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