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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war

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: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom

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: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over

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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.

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: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #

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Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

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Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)01:51:31 No.62271235 >be me, last year >sitting in university library >headphones on, taking notes from textbook >feel tap on shoulder >ignore it, whoever it is will 611 KB PNG go away >feel tap on shoulder again >ignore again >hand is placed on my textbook and starts tapping it >painted nails, goddamnit it's a female >slide textbook away, keep ignoring >hand comes over from other side, placed on textbook yet again >grab hand and shove away as hard as I can >feel thud on the floor, can see people look out of the corner of my eye >ignore this too >subtly turn down music to listen >woman is crying, sounds like she's still laying on the floor >another female voice is talking (sounds like consolation), eventually both start moving away >get back to studying, haven't moved from my chair or even looked at them at this point >finish up a couple hours later and go back to dorm >get an email from the dean telling me that there was a complaint filed against me, have to attend meetings and go through disciplinary procedures >oh s--- l'm gonna get expelled >mfw I find out that the girl was from a feminist club and was trying to recruit me as a "male ally" >mfw there was a security camera in the library that captured everything >mfw the university dismissed the complaint and actually wanted to investigate her for instigating

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: Anonymous Ideg/ - Degenerate General 05/16/21(Sun)01:28:26 No.63687021 How degenerate are you? I'm very degenerate. >I literally think about p--- 80% of the time >l j------- 5 times a day, sometimes more 523 KB PNG >I have days where I exclusively j------- all day (Sundays) >I can j------- to almost anything (as long as its legal) >My d--- is damaged from so much prone masturbating, it's 1 inch smaller than it used to be and less girthy >my underwear is stained + usually encrusted with semen >In college I accidentally coomed on my homework, had to tell professor my dog slobbered all over it, I don't think he believed me >Had a Pornhub and Brazzers subscription ever since I had my first credit card >Only anime I ever watched is hentai >Only watch movies/shows to COOM >My room is unironically filled with posters of nude women (both 2d and 3d), don't have any friends or family who visit anyway >Planning on getting a sex doll soon, trying to save up for a very high end one >Have my d--- in my hand right now

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: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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