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: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)01:51:31 No.62271235 >be me, last year >sitting in university library >headphones on, taking notes from textbook >feel tap on shoulder >ignore it, whoever it is will 611 KB PNG go away >feel tap on shoulder again >ignore again >hand is placed on my textbook and starts tapping it >painted nails, goddamnit it's a female >slide textbook away, keep ignoring >hand comes over from other side, placed on textbook yet again >grab hand and shove away as hard as I can >feel thud on the floor, can see people look out of the corner of my eye >ignore this too >subtly turn down music to listen >woman is crying, sounds like she's still laying on the floor >another female voice is talking (sounds like consolation), eventually both start moving away >get back to studying, haven't moved from my chair or even looked at them at this point >finish up a couple hours later and go back to dorm >get an email from the dean telling me that there was a complaint filed against me, have to attend meetings and go through disciplinary procedures >oh s--- l'm gonna get expelled >mfw I find out that the girl was from a feminist club and was trying to recruit me as a "male ally" >mfw there was a security camera in the library that captured everything >mfw the university dismissed the complaint and actually wanted to investigate her for instigating

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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