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>just figured out island is pronounced "eye-lind" and not "is- land" why the f--- has nobody corrected me for this in the past 23 f------ years? h-------- I feel like a genuine retarded chimpanzee 27 KB PNG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous I can't be the only one. 05/16/21(Sun)07:23:21 No.63691618 >be me >have constant narrator in my head >always talking, always thinking in words >basically need words to process sensory input from the world >typically think as if I'm having a 42 KB JPG conversation with someone >always thinking about past or future, or some topic or issue >saw youtube video recently that said this can be unhealthy >said it is kind of a coping mechanism >realized most people don't think like I do and instead tune into the world around them >have been trying to change, trying to silence the internal narrator >try to be in moment instead >anyone else know this feel?

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Anon has a laptop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)23:59:36 No.150985924 My friend had a sticker of G---- from Cars on his laptop. He got into cocaine for a few years, and him and his coke buddies would make 28 KB JPG their lines on the G---- sticker, and said "pit stop" after every hit. >>150986141 # >>150986735 # >>150986983 # >>150987709 #

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Anon wonders why liveleak got shut down | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:09 No.854514283 With Liveleak and Best Gore gone now what are the next best Live Leak alternatives /b/ros? Looking for some uncensored videos of current conflict in Gaza/Palestine/lsrael as well. 19 KB JPG : Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)17:53:46 No.854514324 >>854514283 (OP) # isn't it weird how those got shut down right before israel started a new war

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anon explains the purpose of his gains. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous what is your "end goal", anon?(...) 07/23/20(Thu) 16:32:28 No.56584035 what is the main goal with your /fit/ lifestyle? Is it to stay healthy the rest of your life? To get in shape to find a decent partner? Or are you just fighting off the feeling of depression? 158 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu) 16:35:13 No.56584062 >>56584035 (OP) # The complete destruction of the state of Israel. >>56584110 # >>56584111 # >>56584120 # >>56584126 # >>56584152 # >>56584169 # >>56584173 # >>56584180 # >>56584366 # >>56584435 # >>56584537 # >>56584569 # >>56584955 # >>56585050 # >>56585190 # >>56585220 # >>56585229 # >>56585303 # >>56585315 # >>56585626 # >>56585751 # >>56585830 # >>56585958 # >>56585978 # >>56585997 # >>56586080 # >>56586146 # >>56586355 # >>56586417 # >>56586477 # >>56586602 # >>56586738 # >>56587656 # >>56587689 # >>56587850 # >>56588158 # >>56588198 # >>56588943 # >>56589062 # >>56589128 # >>56589506 # >>56589533 #

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Anon stands up for the little guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on manlets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only 53 KB PNG really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel l'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----. 73 Replies / 21 Images View Thread

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Canon loves his mom. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/12/20(Sat)16:24:43 No.60012186 >Try to start a Youtube >Post every day >30 days in >Embarrassed about my videos >only viewer is mom >she comments positive things on 10 KB JPG every video Thanks Mom

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Anon is a hacker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/16/21(Sun)00:37:59 No.854528611 >be measly russian hacker >breach weak security of United States gasoline pipeline >demand $5million in bitcoins >angry old man screams to me "you lying pony dog" >continues to babble nonsense 101 KB JPG about Cornpops cereal and amtrak trains >i hang up on the old fool. perhaps him ill. >pipeline company calls back and apologize >sending bitcoin right over

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Anon goes bald | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/21(Sat)19:25:47 No.63683187 >tfw oldfag >start to see my hair thining last <- month >say f--- it and shave it all breaking bad style >end up feeling alot better after a while 258 KB JPG >people from my gaming store I go to all the time say I look like a army drone or a monk now >in the store yesterday and got asked out by a girl out of nowhere This never happened with hair, you guys where dead wrong, this is the best s--- to ever happen to me. May be leaving robotdom now, Post more blackpills so I know what not to do lol.

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A day in the life in Brazil | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Owixse6M 05/14/21(Fri)16:36:42 No.321578057 >>321575733 # Day in life of Brazil: >Wake up 5am >Eat a swamp rat for breakfast >Mom kisses you before you leave breath still smells of c-- 265 KB JPG and cigarettes after being h----- all night >Dodge bullets in the favela on the way to school >Spend morning selling drugs at school to help pay for Dads sex change >pray to Christ Redeemer you make enough money to have drugs left over for you and your 6yr old brother >Lunchtime Sopa de Macaco >Afternoon horticulture learn chop down endangered trees >Afterschool music lessons learn same 2step beat Reggaton 4 hours >Have to walk long way home because police firefight in 22nd ramshackle street >Get home, wake mum up for dinner >She orders a pizza with banana, peanuts, olives, egg and peas >>321578420 # >>321579272 # >>321587413 # >>321587811 #

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Anonymous (ID: BAVUT6+) 06/01/14(Sun)23:11:58 No.549162040 >>549162163 >be 12 >want to order pay per view p--- >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the p--- >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

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Anon on a deathbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/14/16(Mon)19:12:47 No.330768867 >330769628 >>330768468 >on deathbed surrounded by family >images of life flashing by >50 years of top tier p--- in a blink of an eye, its far too much >c-- all over myself in my last moment

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