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File: IMG_7139.png (79 KB, 617x617) 00 Anonymous 11/19/22 (Sat)10:59:21 No.71046725 >>71046732 >>71046742 >>71046747 >>71046754 >>71046786 > be me > 20 year old collegefag > girlfriend has PCOS, struggles with losing weight, not fat but not skinny > one of my friends is an incel, can only tell edgy jokes" > says n----- and f----- all the time in private > don't care because i'm not a normie > one day he makes a joke about my girlfriend being fat > doesn't sit right with me > tell him that isn't cool and that i'd appreciate it if he didn't talk like that about her > laughs and calls me a p---- > continues to make fat jokes at her expense for weeks > tell him many more times that he shouldn't talk like that about people, and especially he shouldn't talk about her like that to me > basically ignores me, keeps making fun of her, even to her face > makes gf cry after she hears one of the jokes > i'm fed up > stop hanging out with him > he sends me messages calling me weak, limp dicked, and a bad friend > enough is enough > scroll back through our messages, compile dozens and dozens of screenshots of him saying n-----, f-----, or 100 other slurs talking about how we need another holocaust praising ISIS > send the screenshots to the dean of the school he goes to, his boss, his girlfriend, and his parents > FFW 3 years > hear from a friend of a friend that he lost his scholarship, now he's overweight, a dropout, terminally single, and living in his parents' house > send him an RSVP to my wedding next time don't my girlfriend cry robert

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSS0000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000"

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> Forest Scientist > Graduated two years ago from a 'top flight' world renowned research university > 3.75 GPA > Thanksgiving is coming up, and every year the topic of climate change is brought up by my ultra-conservative family > Never fails to start a f------ riot 1.98 MB PNG > Mfw I'm legitimately the only one there qualified to even think about this subject > This is not a brag, I regret everything, but I've taken college level physics; biophysics; organic chemistry; biochem; atmospheric/oceanic chem; soil chem; chemical basis of hydrology; soil physics; geology; geographic information systems; advanced modeling and interpretation; plant physiology; plant pathology; dendrology; dendrochronology; silviculture; disturbance interactions; and evolutionary basis of forest ecology (not even counting gen ed, math or stats courses) > Mfw I try to explain the most simple concepts to these highschool dropouts in the most dumbed down way possible, as if I'm speaking to a 4 year old > "That doesn't make any sense!!! Can't you see you've been brainwashed by the global elite?!?" > They all start ganging up on me > I become clearly flustered and irritated > "HAHA! This is why you liberals can't do anything, you're just a bunch of TRIGGERED SNOWFLAKES!!!!" > Mfw the only people that should automatically trust me and take what I say at face value completely disregard my education > Mfw I wasted four years of my life suffering through - arguably - some of the most complicated concepts in human history just to be ignored So what do I do bros? Even if you don't "believe" in climate change can you give me some advice about how to approach this at thanksgiving this year? I can't f------ take this anymore.

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Anonymous images (2).jpg 8 KB JPG >>4358221 # 11/18/22(Fri)22:43:27 No.4358200 >>4358145 # >luv the woife >luv me tayul >luv me froots >'ate invasive species (not raysist just downt looike 'em)

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Anon leaves their lair | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 123 KB JPG 10/15/22(Sat)11:07:47 No.70598098 >Waiting in line at the grocery store >Qt walks in >Young, skinny, long dark hair and pale skin >She doesn't buy anything and leaves. >She walks past me, glances at me and swings her hair >Feelsgood.jpg F---. I should go out more often.

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: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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72,000 CALORIES A DAY DIET Bottlcall OLIVE OIL 159 KB JPG 10/18/22(Tue)16:21:36 No.68682981 For the past 3-4 days I've been drinking three 2 litre tins of olive oil a day and each tin is 24,000 calories. It was going ok apart from some minor bathroom problems but now i'm suddenly feeling super sluggish, getting headaches and feeling somewhat unwell now. Should I try and push forward with my bulkmaxxxing or give up? Anonymous 10/18/22(Tue)16:22:23 No.68682991 I'm looking for genuine opinions, especially if you have any medical knowledge because I was feeling good at the start of this and now I feel like absolute s--- for some reason. >>68683000 # >>68683016 # Anonymous >>68682991 # >for some reason 10/18/22(Tue)16:23:37 No.68683000

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Anonymous NHS WE WELLE Itchy bottom Wy Het e an itchy bettem yourself VEITTg etisha 11 ✔ GLUME D ✔ H 124 KB PNG 5 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous I think I've found a good reason to wash every day bros. Never used to bother me, sitting around not washing for a few days, but maybe it's age. What things have you learnt about yourself lately r9k? Anonymous 11/17/22(Thu)16:39:05 No.71024409 CERTIFIED >had an itchy bottom for weeks >notice when I wash more it doesn't itch so POOP N---- 7 KB JPG much >wash every day, itching goes away >stop washing every day and itching comes back >>71024409 jesus christ you people are absolutely disgusting View Thread 11/17/22(Thu)16:42:27 No.71024454 11/17/22(Thu)16:46:09 No.71024494 local anon discovers that hygiene has actual functions

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: Anonymous 165 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)09:14:29 No.887644532 >be mw

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File: mime ii by_daravanh-d473j9q.jpg (87 KB, 730x1095) Anonymous 11/01/15(Sun)09:14:59 No.649543014 [Reply] /b/ I f----- up pretty bad last night >be me >be beta as f--- >never talk to anyone >never get invited to Halloween parties until last night >had to dress up >be a mime so I didn't have to talk to anyone because beta >fuckingbrilliant.oot >actually look somewhat attractive in my mime costume >girl is checking me out >8/10 minnie mouse >both kinda drunk >comes up to me and starts flirting and giggling >"have you not said a word all night?" >I'm a mime so I just shake my head no >she says "I bet I can make you talk" seductively and giggly >she grabs my hand and pulls me to a room with nobody in it >leans against the wall and starts making out with me >she starts undoing her shirt >>649543422 >"You can have anything you want baby" >be an autistic retard and say "don't 'mime' if I do" >literally the only thing I said all night >she pushing me off and has a disgusted look on her face >she starts buttoning her shirt up and says "I liked you better when you were silent.." and then leaves >left there by myself like the beta f--- I am So how was your Halloween /b/?

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