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>Sit next to a fat kid in my class >he's constantly falling asleep >start bringing a flute with me to class >when he falls asleep take the flute out >blow it really hard next to his ear >scares the s--- out of him >tell him its a pokeflute and I was using it to wake the Snorlax >other people start calling him Snorlax >blast that flute into his ear every day for nearly a year >walking to school one day there's a crowd gathered at the entrance >the fat kid is up on the roof wearing a Snorlax costume >tears streaming down his face, he spots me in the crowd >"Good luck waking up the Snorlax now, you bastard!" he yelled just before he dove off of the roof >his body slams hard into the pavement below >everybody starts running around and screaming for help >I rush over to his mangled body >I can hear him breathing wet shallow breaths >he's still alive, but just barely >l pull the flute from my bag >put it right next to his ear >blow the loudest most shrill note I could possibly muster >his head snaps up and he stares at me >I can see the burning hatred in his bloodied eyes as he stares at me >call him a Snorlax >his head drops back down to the pavement >he died on the way to the hospital

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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