The Virgin Seinfeld v. THE CHAD KRAMER | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

Seinfeld The Chad KRAMER The Virgin Rugged facial aesthetics. The face of a c-------- ad campaign Hates himself Nasally, annoying voice Hasn't paid for groceries in over 20 years Neurotic, germophobe Hey buddy! Always knows how to Hacky, observational "comedy" hated by all make an entrance OG Hipster Doofus. Fashionable as f---! New girlfriend every week Always finds stupid reasons to breakup with them Always up to wacky/zany hijinks every week Towers over short, stocky George His show was cancelled after just one episode. LOL Doesn't want to be Beloved by everyone. Makes viewers laugh with his physical eccentricities and frequent pratfalls a pirate ASSMAN A fan of Superman. The lamest of all superheroes His sworn enemy is His first name sparks joy and wonder from all who are blessed enough to hear it a fat mailman Always has his rent paid despite never working Master of Karate. Lightning quick and cuts through fellow students with ease An expert negotiator. Free coffee for life! Always wears s-----, old sneakers

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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