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The Virgin Disney Luke Chad "EU" Master Luke Skywalker Succeeds expectations Gets trolled by Yoda Impregnates his Assassin converts her raises the kid Loses a fight to a girl Trains hundreds of Jedi Gay Redeemed his dad's failure by swimming in lava Muh Dark side Forever alone on island Needs an illusion to fight; too scared Needs Milk to cope Fights his own clone. wins Regresses as a character Weaker Do the Electric Judgement" Kills his nephew Can't be soft on these kids B-but my books Bitch Malk Retconned to be bitch Fling a black hole into a ship Bitch slaps an AT-AT for fun Jealous of Ben's sweet gains Lifts with the Force Sweet gains. Tries to kill Ben out of insecurity. Loses. Teleport anywhere doesn't die The "Force" is strong Prevents Ben from G----------- I'm tired, guess I'll die Kills an ancient god Kills the emperor twice No lineage No children No futuree "T-the Jedi must end;" as his Jedi crew on speed dial cruise for bitches Uses force to rebuild Vader's Temple Trolls everyone by destroying it Force Power: Cockblock *sniff Wheres Han?

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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