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Influenced the fåll of communism in Czechoslovakia " The Virgin Rockstar " Continually gets shafted by record companies because he knows nothing about business "The Chad Composer" Discovered the Wah pedal before anyone /^> else; introduced Jimi Hendrix to it Admits he is only in it for the money Not a trailblazer in any sense, only does things because other more famous bands did it first "Peace and love, maaan" Was always a freak, but never a hippie PIPCO Sings songs glorifying cocaine and heroin use Abstains from drugs and alcoho Boring and vapid lyriCS about love blah blah blah Gets pushed into an orchestra pit by a groupie's boyfriend, still finds the time to make 2 iazz fusion albums while recovering Never formally trained in music or went to college; still influenced by composers like Varese and Stravinsky Dropped out of art school Puts sex jokes in the middle of songs with complex guitar solos because he can Dies of a drug overdose in his prime Completely OK with the Government putting parental advisory stickers on his albums Continues to release posthumous albums, having an ever growing discography from beyond the grave The Beatles attempt to emulate his debut album (and fail)

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Virgin Rockstar vs Chad Composer


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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