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the virgin calculus The Chad Algebra only learned in late high school and col lege where you already know you' never use it again learned by every 6th grader on the planet only fans are greasy incels and social recluses uses letters like the rest of the world the word "calculus" itself sounds pretentious and nasally, just like its cult following infinite uses Balls zero uses in everyday necessary for any math, physics chemistry, or logical problem uses weird symbols and Greek letters to appear more intelligent only jobs revolve around teaching it to other virgins lgebra" is a fun word to say used by everyone calculator is stick from all those lonely nights your dad can actually help you with your homework since he uses it at work only sense of humor is unfunny math puns and "high 1Q" science jokes easy to learn and master uses Khan Academy videos as p----- has "bra" in the name, something calculus nerds will never see you use it through college even if you don't give a s--- about math girlfriend is about as real as V-2

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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"The virgin templar" Uses cunbersone 2-handed poleueapons The chad Gothic Flat-top helnet weak to sword blows Round-top helmet deflects suord blous No need for puny shield:s Cloth tunic decorated only with cross Shield to protect against blows to chest Chainmail veak to thrusts Uses easily weilded 1-handed suord Serves in the nane of the king Arnor is highly decorative yet Functional Serues in the nane of God Leather boots made cheaply High-quality pointed steel boots

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The virgin Christmas VS. The Chad (C)Hanukkah Jesus wasn't actually born onDecember 25th Celebrated in accordance with a calendar that's been used for over 4000 years Began as a half-assed appropriation of the ancient Roman holiday Saturnalia in a ploy to convince pagans to convert to Christianity Mascot is some fat bearded guy popularized by Coca Cola Has its roots in an important event in Jewish history, not in Winter Solstice celebrations like most other cultures respective winter holiday Has never had a need for any person to be its representative, symbolism is enough Encourages gluttony and unhealthy eating habits in millions Gives consumers even more debt than they did before having to buy all their loved ones Christmas gifts No gifts required (although welcomed!) You never hear about how latkes are causing y vey! an obesity epidemic Shoved down the throats of shoppers by companies looking to make ends meet No longer widely celebrated for Jesus birth, its original purpose Still stays true to its original meaning though times have changed The reason why companies have to say "Happy Holidays", Jews don't care anyway Lasts for 9 days for real Claims to last for 12 days, really lasts for 2 at most Features fun-to-sing songs that remain faithful to its holiday Features contemporary Christmas songs whose messages are vapid and barely relate to the actual holiday itself

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#DEGENERATE #TRAD 00 Damaged hair from over dying Natural hair with highlights from the su Wears tons of makeup because of her low self esteem Loves her natural face and only wears light makeup Natural tan from her outdoor lifestyle Got a crappy flower tatoo when she was 17 Uses fake tanner so dark she lools mexican Sleeps around to steem but it only Her husband works to support her staying at home and raising the kids Wears modest and feminine clothing improve her self makes her feel τ Wears clothing that barely fits her worse Chubby from her diet of fast food and microwave neals Slim figure from her healthy homemade meals and active lifestyle In her 20s but is already married with kids Aborted her black baby last year Is "only attracted to black men Homeschools her kids so they aren't taught progress bs in school Loves her family race, and country Works a minimum in that order Claims she's bisexual but has only dated men wage job because her gender studies e didn't get er any where Knowledgable about her European roots

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The Virgin Mercy CHADYATTA Complains about Genji on the internet Uses wings to escape to her team when attacked Trained Genji, his own counter to give himself a challenge Doesn't need mobility because he can handle any threat head on Cries for help when taking the slightest damage Has to choose between healing. buffing, or shooting Quickly destroys enemies himself with his massive balls Can heal, debuff, and shoot, all at the same time Carries games alone Right click can kill even tanks in a single volley Helpless without her team Walks around in impractical heels Pistol doesn't even have a right click Needs Resurrect because she lets her teammates die Can keep his team alive through even the most devastating of ultimates Gracefully floats across the battlefield using only his own elightenment

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the virgin calculus The Chad Algebra only learned in late high school and col lege where you already know you' never use it again learned by every 6th grader on the planet only fans are greasy incels and social recluses uses letters like the rest of the world the word "calculus" itself sounds pretentious and nasally, just like its cult following infinite uses Balls zero uses in everyday necessary for any math, physics chemistry, or logical problem uses weird symbols and Greek letters to appear more intelligent only jobs revolve around teaching it to other virgins lgebra" is a fun word to say used by everyone calculator is stick from all those lonely nights your dad can actually help you with your homework since he uses it at work only sense of humor is unfunny math puns and "high 1Q" science jokes easy to learn and master uses Khan Academy videos as p----- has "bra" in the name, something calculus nerds will never see you use it through college even if you don't give a s--- about math girlfriend is about as real as V-2

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