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File: 1512760771959.ipa (102 KB, 1080x810) O Your routine Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:57:36 No.43891 125 · 2243891140224389124322438913582243891 3812243891495224389149622438915432243891923 Hello Could you share your routine for lifting your face? Because you have face routine right? Like you know, its great to have aesthetic body, but its not that much aesthetic with bald babyfaced chinletet face Share your routines! Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:59:07 No.43891140 Low bodyfat x F s> >2 2 >43892194 >>43892580 File: image.ipg (325 KB, 2048x1340) ! "While you pursued vanity and women, I built my kingdom.." Anonymous 12.oor 7(Sab12:28:31 F lc iragipa (270 KB, 1485x603) 0,43691 440 22esuros 224ssursr24segisar24sumu오224 vi.su The Chad Castle Ihe Virgin Tan Too afraid to go into the water in case he messes up perlect hair Isn't afraidto . use sunscreen skin remain beautifully i white t even kno on beach not doing anything Developing skin cancer for the sake of vanity pends time accomplishing omething and njoying himself Desperate to impress random followers with selfie Sand digging acts as the perfect 'functional strength' workout, no need to go to the gym Doesn't care what other people think >S Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:08:54 No.43891227 File just wants to have a good time (40 KB, 306x306) >43891156 Imao Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:07 No.4389 1197 File: tyrone.jpg (57 KB, 620x670) Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:09:09 No.43891230 File (145 KB, 800x519) >43891156 I'M SCREAMING Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:58 No.43891205 File: 056.png (368 KB, 798x426) Take this (You)

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The Virgin Tan VS. The Chad Castle


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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