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"The Virgin Games Journalist' VS "The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu" Furries and weebs both mirin' Has a ResetERA account, Dignified southern accent. Hair gave up in high school; Face looks like a mogwai that got wet. owns many hats Freakish monster hands hold nerds in place as she deflowers them. Banned from the open barat the company Christmas party. Has blocked 42,000 people on Twitter. Mouth: Pout T---: Out Hair: Ears Keeps tiny, baby-like hands close and low at all times in order to avoid "incidents" with female coworkers. Macbookis full of unforgivable p--- Ass looks like two baked hams stuffed into a gym sock. Perfect, statuesque physique Spine can support 6 metric tons. Buys his jeans at Kids"R"Us. Intensely dislikes being called a "gamer". Isn't real; won'tjudge you for your anime figurines. Wears his mom's hand-me-down Keds. Legs are in the "Power H-----" stance 24/7 Born with her heels on.

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Virgin Games Journalist VS. The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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