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The Virgin Xehanigger The Lingering CHAD Got brain damage from a zombie armor Known as The Nort Slayer Saved the day after Namine called him Can't defeat a waifubait alone Break the laws of nature by sheer rage and hatred No need for face to show his utter hatred A balding manlet Never lost in battle His Heartless is the C---Guardian Literally having goblin ears LOST WITH THE F------ X-BLADE Hijacked his own Heartless and procceed to wipe the floor with Terranort Lost control over Terra's Heartless Can't shut the f--- up about Darkness Can roadkill Xehaniggers with keyblade Guard-breaking gauntlet of doom Can't shut the f--- up about X-BLADE Old p-------- trying to steal young hot CHAD body Stealing the show everytime he show up literally having a buttcape because he can't stop soiling himself like the oldfag he is No need for body or heart Not only stealing bodies like a n-----, He also stole his teacher name Heroic cape tries to samefag with his heart and body - still losing to some kid ULTIMA CANNON Ended up as a f------ lightfag in the end when he was proved wrong Aqua, Namine and even Ventus want his strong and thick armor d--- Having the best music in the series as his theme Literally to the point Sora needs to use it because how good it is A f------ Xehanigg er The most ancient keyblade still lost with it Not even Sora and his friends can bring him down One of the best bosses in Video games ever Stopped fighting when he realised Sora isn't a Xehanigger Doesn't even use it as Heartless and Nobody Made water wet Managed to set things right and protected his friends

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The Virgin Xehanort vs. Terra's Lingering CHAD


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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