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he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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