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The Virgin Alliance The Chad Horde Still butthurt because of Varian's death Came from another planet as a slave but Expert in combat and warfare since his childhood became a congueror on his new world So weak that needs to wear full plate to avoid being injuried He's on the actual good side His king is a healslut Arms so buff he can kill his enemies barehand skinny arms can barely hold Blames evervone else his w eapon properly for his shortcomings His warchief is an inmortal banshee chosen bv the most powerful witch doctor of his faction war body paint intimidates the enemy coat of arms is p---- just like him deludes himself thinking he's on the "good side" His capital is on the desert vet he survives there with no problem barely wears armor anyone close enough to attack is a dead man Wrathion f----- up the ass his king he most powerful female the c-- dumpster of arthas can't even grow a beard onlv a p--- stache His warchief is the former courtesan of the lich king Honor is all he lives for on his faction was Fear is all he lives for

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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