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The Virgin Alliance The Chad Horde Still butthurt because of Varian's death Came from another planet as a slave but Expert in combat and warfare since his childhood became a congueror on his new world So weak that needs to wear full plate to avoid being injuried He's on the actual good side His king is a healslut Arms so buff he can kill his enemies barehand skinny arms can barely hold Blames evervone else his w eapon properly for his shortcomings His warchief is an inmortal banshee chosen bv the most powerful witch doctor of his faction war body paint intimidates the enemy coat of arms is p---- just like him deludes himself thinking he's on the "good side" His capital is on the desert vet he survives there with no problem barely wears armor anyone close enough to attack is a dead man Wrathion f----- up the ass his king he most powerful female the c-- dumpster of arthas can't even grow a beard onlv a p--- stache His warchief is the former courtesan of the lich king Honor is all he lives for on his faction was Fear is all he lives for

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin vs chad, 4chan, /vg/, alliance, horde, wow, world of warcraft

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