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The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

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The Virgin Crystal Gems v. THE CHAD ALMIGHTY TALLEST


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Aug 22, 2019 at 11:40PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin vs chad, virgin v chad, crystal gems, steven universe, almighty tallest, invader zim, virgin walk, chad stride

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