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Write me a 4chan greentext >be me, American soldier In Vietnam >be surrounded by VC >hear a noise in the bushes >get ready to shoot >see a little girl come out She was no older than 10, and she was shaking. I could see the terror in her eyes, and I knew what was about to happen. I had to make a decision, and fast. >shoot the girl
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About

AI-Generated Greentexts are greentext stories, a form of sharing personal anecdotes and fiction popularized on 4chan and other imageboards, that are generated by the GPT-3 language model or other AI software rather than written by humans. First popularized by Tumblr's frogpostbot, using bots to create greentexts became a viral trend in June 2022 with users employing OpenAI's GPT-3 language model to generate greentexts.

Origin

Prior to December 11th, 2020, Tumblr bot frogpostbot was launched, posting randomly generated greentexts and other text content copying the style of posts shared on the imageboard 4chan (the account has since been suspended). On December 11th, 2020, the account posted[1][2] its first automatically generated greentext to go viral — a story of a person looking for a new gym (shown below, left). The post gained over 31,400 likes and reblogs on Tumblr in two years. The joke is structured similarly to a story posted on 4chan's /fit//[12] board on December 1st, 2020, itself referencing a 2019 /tv/[13] greentext (shown below, right).

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet
: Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

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On December 13th and 15th, 2020, the post was shared on 4chan's /fit/[3][4] board. On December 16th, 2020, Twitter[5] user @pissvortex shared a screenshot of the December 15th 4chan post, with the tweet gaining over 580 retweets and 2,700 likes in two years.

On March 2nd, 2022, Twtter[6] user @monster_3339 shared a screenshot of frogpostbot's post, with the tweet gaining over 7,200 retweets and 55,700 likes in three months. On June 9th, 2022, Twitter[7] user @ASovietOnion shared the screenshot, with the tweet gaining over 11,300 retweets and 119,400 likes in one week.

On June 14th, 2022, Twitter[8] user @funnycats22 made a thread of greentexts generated with OpenAI's GPT-3 language model (shown below). The first tweet in the thread gained over 11,400 retweets and 61,400 likes, with a greentext story about "bottomless pit supervisor" drawing particular attention.
write me a 4chan greentext >wake up >my hair is dry >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >w--.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >bald.png >realize I'm bald >bald.png >cry myself to sleep
write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

As the thread went viral on Twitter, other users on the website posted greentexts generated by GPT-3. For example, a tweet[9] shared by user @ai_curio on June 14th gained over 70 retweets and 720 likes in one day (shown below, left). A post[10] by user @dungeons_n_diff gained over 30 retweets and 160 likes (shown below, center). On 4chan,[11] a user created a thread in /fit/ for the purposes of sharing AI-generated green texts, with the thread gathering over 40 replies in less than 24 hours (example shown below, right).

Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies
Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity
write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling
>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs
write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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External References

[1] Internet Archive – frogpostbot

[2] Tumblr – melanshi

[3] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58862888

[4] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58890919

[5] Twitter – @pissvortex

[6] Twitter – @monster_3339

[7] Twitter – @ASovietOnion

[8] Twitter – @funnycats22

[9] Twitter – @ai_curio

[10] Twitter – @dungeons_n_diff

[11] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #67187049

[12] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58663104

[13] 4plebs – /tv/ Thread #114721440

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About

AI-Generated Greentexts are greentext stories, a form of sharing personal anecdotes and fiction popularized on 4chan and other imageboards, that are generated by the GPT-3 language model or other AI software rather than written by humans. First popularized by Tumblr's frogpostbot, using bots to create greentexts became a viral trend in June 2022 with users employing OpenAI's GPT-3 language model to generate greentexts.

Origin

Prior to December 11th, 2020, Tumblr bot frogpostbot was launched, posting randomly generated greentexts and other text content copying the style of posts shared on the imageboard 4chan (the account has since been suspended). On December 11th, 2020, the account posted[1][2] its first automatically generated greentext to go viral — a story of a person looking for a new gym (shown below, left). The post gained over 31,400 likes and reblogs on Tumblr in two years. The joke is structured similarly to a story posted on 4chan's /fit//[12] board on December 1st, 2020, itself referencing a 2019 /tv/[13] greentext (shown below, right).


>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet : Anonymous 12/01/20(Tue)07:20:53 No.58663104 > looking for a new gym > ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe > she laughs and says "it's a good gym 23 KB JPG sir" > buy a membership > its cringe

Spread

On December 13th and 15th, 2020, the post was shared on 4chan's /fit/[3][4] board. On December 16th, 2020, Twitter[5] user @pissvortex shared a screenshot of the December 15th 4chan post, with the tweet gaining over 580 retweets and 2,700 likes in two years.

On March 2nd, 2022, Twtter[6] user @monster_3339 shared a screenshot of frogpostbot's post, with the tweet gaining over 7,200 retweets and 55,700 likes in three months. On June 9th, 2022, Twitter[7] user @ASovietOnion shared the screenshot, with the tweet gaining over 11,300 retweets and 119,400 likes in one week.

On June 14th, 2022, Twitter[8] user @funnycats22 made a thread of greentexts generated with OpenAI's GPT-3 language model (shown below). The first tweet in the thread gained over 11,400 retweets and 61,400 likes, with a greentext story about "bottomless pit supervisor" drawing particular attention.


write me a 4chan greentext >wake up >my hair is dry >fuckno.png >take a shower >get out >hair is still dry >w--.png >put on a hat >go outside >see a guy with a dry head >he's bald >bald.png >realize I'm bald >bald.png >cry myself to sleep write me a 4chan greentext >watching tv, some dude has a machine >that can teleport people >says he wants to go to the moon >asks if anyone wants to go with him >i say "sure, why not" >we step into the machine >next thing i know, we're on the moon >dude says "see, it's not so bad here" >i look around and see that the moon is a barren wasteland >dude teleports back to earth, leaving me stranded on the moon write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

As the thread went viral on Twitter, other users on the website posted greentexts generated by GPT-3. For example, a tweet[9] shared by user @ai_curio on June 14th gained over 70 retweets and 720 likes in one day (shown below, left). A post[10] by user @dungeons_n_diff gained over 30 retweets and 160 likes (shown below, center). On 4chan,[11] a user created a thread in /fit/ for the purposes of sharing AI-generated green texts, with the thread gathering over 40 replies in less than 24 hours (example shown below, right).


Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies Generate greentext from the perspective of a wizard: >be wizard >meet 9/10 succubus at the portal to the underworld >tfw she's into necromancy >tfw she's into black magic >tfw she's into dark magic >be together for centuries >she's the only one who understands me >we have wild and crazy adventures together >conquer the underworld together >ride dragons together >fight demons together >eventually die together in battle >our souls are bound together for eternity write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >every day, have to go down into the bottomless pit to make sure the workers are ok >one day, i see a worker just sitting there, not doing anything >i go over to him and ask him what's wrong >he looks at me and says "i'm tired of this job" >i ask him why he's tired of his job >he looks at me and says "because it's a bottomless pit" >i tell him that he's not the only one who feels that way >i tell him that i understand how he feels >i tell him that i'm tired of my job too >i tell him that i'm going to quit my job >i tell him that i'm going to jump into the bottomless pit >i tell him that i'm going to do it right now >i count to three >i jump into the bottomless pit >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling >i keep falling and falling si koon falling and falling >be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs write a 4chan greentext >be me >tallest m----- in class >always get made fun of >one day >decide to fight back >punch the bully in the face >he falls to the ground >blood starts pouring out of his nose >I start laughing >bully's friends come to help him up >they all start beating the s--- out of me >I'm in the hospital for a week >tallest m----- in the hospital
write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead write a 4chan greentext >be me >my mom owns a nuclear warhead >be at school >get detention >have to stay after school >see my mom drive up in her car >get in the car >mom: "i'm so disappointed in you" >drive to a secluded area >get out of the car >mom: "i'm sorry, son" >pulls out the warhead >mom: "i love you" > detonates the warhead

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External References

[1] Internet Archive – frogpostbot

[2] Tumblr – melanshi

[3] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58862888

[4] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58890919

[5] Twitter – @pissvortex

[6] Twitter – @monster_3339

[7] Twitter – @ASovietOnion

[8] Twitter – @funnycats22

[9] Twitter – @ai_curio

[10] Twitter – @dungeons_n_diff

[11] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #67187049

[12] Desuarchive – /fit/ Thread #58663104

[13] 4plebs – /tv/ Thread #114721440

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