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>be me >just finished ordering my Big Mac from the drive thru >pull up to the window and hand the cashier my money >cashier looks at me funny, then disappears for a few seconds >suddenly, a cross-eyed, retarded minotaur with a speech impediment appears at the window >he's holding a hamburger >he looks at me and says in his retarded voice "gooooonnn eeeet" >I'm too stunned to say anything >he grabs my arm and starts trying to put the hamburger in my face >I'm trying to push him back but he's too strong >I'm freaking out, then he says "gooooonnn eeeet, iiiitts gooooodddd" >I'm so scared I eat the burger >the minotaur looks at me with a satisfied look and disappears >I'm so traumatized I can't drive away

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>be me >just finished ordering my Big Mac from the drive thru >pull up to the window and hand the cashier my money >cashier looks at me funny, then disappears for a few seconds >suddenly, a cross-eyed, retarded minotaur with a speech impediment appears at the window >he's holding a hamburger >he looks at me and says in his retarded voice "gooooonnn eeeet" >I'm too stunned to say anything >he grabs my arm and starts trying to put the hamburger in my face >I'm trying to push him back but he's too strong >I'm freaking out, then he says "gooooonnn eeeet, iiiitts gooooodddd" >I'm so scared I eat the burger >the minotaur looks at me with a satisfied look and disappears >I'm so traumatized I can't drive away

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