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write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >see hotchick doing cardio at the gym >try to get her attention by doing more cardio >end up getting a heart attack and die >The hotchick just looks at me and says > cardio is for the fittest

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>be me >doing deadlifts >PRing every week >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm lifting 500lbs >/fit/ says I need to lift more >I'm now lifting 1000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 2000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 4000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 8000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 16000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 32000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 64000lbs >/fit/ says I'm not lifting enough >I'm now lifting 128000lbs

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>be me >doing deadlifts

write me a funny 4chan /fit/ greentext >be me >doing deadlifts >spotted by /fit/ >they approach me >/fit/: Hey, nice deadlifts! >me: Thanks! >/fit/: You should really switch to a ketogenic diet though, it's the best way to get shredded! >me: Uh, I'm not really looking to get shredded... >/fit/: Oh, you're one of those "natural" guys? >me: Yeah, I guess so... >/fit/: Ha, good luck with that!

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>be me >go to japan for comiket

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>be me, fire emblem fan

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>be me >county penis inspector

Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor (Alternative Ending)

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>be me >bottomless pit supervisor

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>watching tv, some dude has a machine that can teleport people

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>my dad is a bodybuilder >gave me steroids as an infant

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