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>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies

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