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Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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Write me a 4chan style greentext with accurate usage of 4chan jargon and slang. >be me >county penis inspector >have to go to the old folks home to check on the residents >get to the home and see that there's a big crowd gathered around one of the rooms >as I get closer I see that they're all gathered around the open door of one of the resident's rooms >I ask what's going on and one of the residents tells me that the old man inside is about to die >I go into the room and see the old man lying in his bed >he's barely breathing and his eyes are closed >I ask the old man if he's okay >he opens his eyes and looks at me >he slowly shakes his head >I know what I have to do >I pull out my county penis inspector badge and hold it up to the old man's face >he opens his eyes wide and takes a deep breath >he dies

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