Greetings! You must login or signup first!


Forum Spaghetti


Uploaded by NewJerseyGuy Jul 14, 2012 at 10:10PM EDT

Share Pin Download More

Origin Entry: Spaghetti Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (300px x 300px)

File size: 22.2 KB


FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
View All 61 Images


More:

+ Add an Image

Image Details

1,188 views (1 from today)

Uploaded Jul 14, 2012 at 10:10PM EDT

Origin Entry

Spaghetti Stories

Tags

reference for forum, how embarrassing

Claim Authorship Edit History
Textile Embed