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PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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