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Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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