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izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta

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FALLING SPAGHETTI

(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >

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izz, j--- all over my pants 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:23 Me gusta >Cute girl at the gym >she comes to me bro and starts conversation >Can't hear, blacking out from shyness >didn't take aspergers' pills today >spaghetti starts falling from my pockets >I start reciting in my head Im f----- zyzz brah" >she asks me "are you okay? >I say loudly Tm f----- zyzz brah!!!" > "zebra?" >I burst into treats >run from gym >Everybody calls me zebra now de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:30 -Ya no me gusta 42 I know that feel bro 4 de diciembre de 2011 a la(s) 3:51 Me gusta

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