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GA PLEASE GIVE ME A 'D LIKE A COPY OF ATELIER TOTOR COPY OF ATELIER TOTORI RIGHT NOW NOT AGAIN. WHAT THAT IS. WHAT GAME ARE YOU OK? ATELIER TOTORI 0ID0 OIDO PLEASE MONEY ATELIER SAMESTOP TOTORI 10I 100 000 nn -ask for a copy of Atelier Totori -spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets -oh god not again "Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.'" I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" struggling to contain my embarrassment -clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- -meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets -voice reduced to a mumble "have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" Are you ok?" -s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph crash through the Gamestop employee's counter he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards -yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI -Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards the sheer force of my s--- has reached 6S0mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the gforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale -spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- -my transformation is almost complete -as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a -steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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