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File 1324421242.png(1.29 MB, 1280x720, shot0005.png) 00 Anonymous 12/20/11(Tue)17:47 No.7184946 00 to the teacher's lounge to get a drink >Go >See Sonoda walk in >She smiles at me I try and ask her how she's doing but its just a mumble >cant maintain eye contact >she starts to snicker >Kouhei-sensei comes out and smacks her on the ass sthey all point and laugh and tell me to speak up [T music comes on >everyone in the teacher's lounge is laughing at me >Sonoda starts grinding on me. >I can't move stutter "b-back that ass up" >The whole school is howling in laughter >All the spaghetti falls out of my pocket I run out crying, slip and piss myself out in the parking lot

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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