Anonymous PORTRAITAI.COM 47 KB JPG 05/30/20(Sat)07:27:40 No.58406259 >friend gets gf and basically stops hanging out with me >when we do hang out she's always there and I'm a third wheel >eventually pick up new hobbies and make new friends because f--- that noise >they break up after a year and he starts asking to hang out again >gets mad when I refuse every time because I have better things to do F--- off simp.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File:1289007277.png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) *Still p----- off, cant even see straight *Keep punching her as hard as I can Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 *Girl ive been crushing on for years *Shorter than me, adorable in every way *We have sex regularly *Be together for many years *Trust her unconditionally *One day, she sits me down for a talk Has a sad look on her face *She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back *She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive *We've had sex at least 4 times after *She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me *Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can *She falls down *Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood *Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch *Keep punching *Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks *She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere *She told her parents a robber came in and did this ⚫ She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside *Go to apologize three weeks later *Ask her sister where she is *Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma *Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late Get to her room *Open the door Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Anonymous 11/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you.

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Anonymous 2.86 MB PNG 06/13/24(Thu)06:06:59 No.78037469 >buy the kronii voice pack that's part of the big wedding set >instead of lovey dovey stuff it's her complaining about how many drinks I have >she says that I can't have more than three this time because getting drunk would be embarrassing >tells me not to bring up when she was drunk because "that was different" >she starts complaining about the way my suit looks >she preempts everything I say as if it will be a direct insult to her I don't like this voicepack very much...

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. 1h (06/13/24 16:05) · 77823601 · 12 Re · 0 Img JPG 20KB (338 x 331) jljlkjlkjlkj.jpg 8 Replies O Am I evil? >Dad has massive heart attack right in front of me. >Literally save his life by CPR and calling 911. >Still ends up in ICU, may die. >He doesn't deserve to die. He is a good father and deserves to enjoy his retirement. >But if he dies, I will get an inheritance of 1-1.25 million. I currently have a barely positive net worth and live with my mother in my early 30s. >There is no question that, because of the inheritance, him dying will result in a greater net benefit to me then him living. We had a good relationship but weren't super close or anything. >(for the record, I would absolutely no question save him again via CPR/911 if it happened again) >but still, as he lies in the ICU, I find I am secretly wishing for him to die >mfw

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: Anonymous 264 KB JPG 04/29/20(Wed)23:12:10 No.24839350 >>24836558 (OP) # This is an odd tale >be me, 8 years old at the time >wake up at 6am for reasons >decide to go to the kitchen and drink some milk >i leave my mom's room (I was still sleeping with mommy) >i enter the hallway and I see "it” >I see Barney the dinosaur across the hallway standing in the dinning room >he greeted me waving his hand at me >I stood there petrified in fear for a few seconds >somehow I "overcome" the fear and manage to go back to my mom's room >I hide under the sheets next to my sleeping mom >I spent the time there thinking about what I saw there No one Believe me and I still fearing that guy till this day

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anon envisions the future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG 06/13/24(Thu)16:59:50 No.919837412 >your wife who is a beaked flesh cone that is half buried in the ground beckons you over >"babe it's mating time, time to crawl into my vagina tube!" >as the beta simp cuck male who is a quarter the size of the female, you are only capable of giving one response >"yes honey" this is the future liberals want

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>>ILITERATE M----------- 05/19/07(Sat) 08:42 No.3548639 >>3548633 You mean A--- sex ? >> Anonymous 05/19/07(Sat) 08:44 No.3548650 >>3548639 Get your mind out of the gutter. >> Anonymous 05/19/07(Sat)08:46 No.3548667 lol, I don't do a--- anymore, once my girlfriend started s------- all over the place when I was f----- her... and she got up and ran to the restroom and I went after her because she screamed when she got up, so I thought something really really terrible had happened(other than me and my bed getting s--- on) and trying to follow her I slipped in her s--- and broke my arm. >>3548633 >>3548639

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Exactly how was it that Harry had a hard time finding a date to the Yule Ball? Exactly how was it that falty (...) 231 KB JPG 06/10/24(Mon)07:17:20 No.199959760 this guy is literally >the boy who LIVED >cant go anywhere without people saying pleased to meet you Mr. Potter and wanting autographs and pics >found the philosopher's stone in year 1 >won quidditch matches nonstop >slayed a basilisk in year 2 >fought 100 dementors in year 3 >yet when he goes to ask girls out, they give him the stink eye and he could only land a pajeeta why didn't he ask Hermione btw?

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Anonymous 112 KB JPG TERRIBLE >pull it out carefully >boxers, disgusting >toss them aside 06/13/24(Thu)16:59:00 No.77819370 >today is my work from home day >which really means b------- and do chores day >go to get laundry started >roommate left a garment in the washing machine >annoyed because his laundry habits have been historically >there's an unironically MASSIVE skid mark on them >2x6 inches easily my head is spinning and my skin is itchy what the f--- I can't f------ cope this is disgusting

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Anon watches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 06/13/24(Thu)04:53:42 No.200046887 File: doc.jpg (46 KB, 500x331) >>200046529 (OP) >YOU DID WHAT MARTY? >>200047263 >>200048335 >>200048663 >>200049320 >>>200055241 >>200055505 >>200056894 >Relax, Doc, I just put it in her butt >GREAT SCOTT! I've never heard of anything so perverse! >Butts can't get pregnant, Doc >MARTY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE OF EFFECTS ON SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM? >See look, not only am I not fading away, I feel great! Anonymous 06/13/24(Thu)05:10:58 No.200047263 >>200046887 >wait, Doc I'm still fading away >this doesn't make sense >Don't you see, Marty >>200047329 >>200047342 >>200047374 >>200047742 >>200047809 >>200048295 >>200048663 >when you turned your mother into an a--- queen you prevented your own birth >the loads from George that would have become you and your brother went in her ass and not her vagina so she never got pregnant >oh man, this is heavy

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Anonymous 65 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)17:51:39 No.200009338 >I devoured them >I devoured them all >They're gone >every single one of them >and not just the ham, but the chicken and pudding too >They're like animals >and I swallowed them like animals >I ATE THEM

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Anonymous To break a teen's heart 406 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)10:48:24 No.77793776 >Be me >Late 20's >Cleaning my birds' cages at the garage >15 yo girl approaches >I know her and her family for all my life >She ask me some questions about the bird >I'm done cleaning the cage and refilling the water and food >I go to hang the cage, and she tries to help me >But she is holding in the same corner I Am, so touching my hand >I then look at her quickly and she is smiling >I go to hang another cage and the same thing happens >I ask her "why are you smiling so much?" >She says "Because I never spent any time with you" >| say "Yes, we don't have a lot in common" >She asks "do you have a girlfriend to help you? I've never seen you with anyone" >| say "No, but I'm not interested in younger girls, sorry" >She asks "Why? What about when I get older?" >I say "You need to find someone around your age, and I'll get older too. So by the time you're 25 I'll be almost 40." >She just doesn't say anything and leaves >I Am proud of myself and cut her future delusions by the root >3 years later, she still talks to me in a normal way >Sometimes you need to break someone's heart so them can make it stronger. 31 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Dr. Sun Yat-Sen His life and Achievements Why are christians so treacherous? Anonymous (ID: P6QEUuwx 06/12/24(Wed)13:18:15 No.47092 >be Sun Yat-Sen >be christian >be freemason >see Christianity / Freemasonry as progress (le good thing) >see traditionalism / native religion as "le bad thing" >revoke the empire, destroys China into multiple warlord fiefdoms >now China is a commie-s------- I'm starting to think Antiochus IV was right when he said Yahweh (Christ's father) was Typhon (hellenic Satan). The Shogunate did the right thing.

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Anonymous PORTRAITAI.COM 47 KB JPG 05/30/20(Sat)07:27:40 No.58406259 >friend gets gf and basically stops hanging out with me >when we do hang out she's always there and I'm a third wheel >eventually pick up new hobbies and make new friends because f--- that noise >they break up after a year and he starts asking to hang out again >gets mad when I refuse every time because I have better things to do F--- off simp.

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