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21 KB JPG >be me >go to park >sit on bench for hours because I don't have anyone to talk to >notice two beautiful women come up to me >they give me a starbucks drink because they saw me sitting alone for hours >they leave and I never see them again What did they mean this?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous C⭑ 20 KB JPG 05/06/24(Mon)05:45:18 No. 196920609 >5th most visited country on earth >has most popular tv series after US >in nato >also has good realations with the east >still gets infinite amount of hate on the internet Why do you hate us internet? Because in real life everybody loves Türkiye. Anonymous 173 KB JPG 05/06/24(Mon)09:33:39 No. 196928003 That's what you get for naming your country after a dumb ugly bird.

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Anonymous 35 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)17:07:18 No. 11490508 > be me. 26 > make plans for the vacation > decide to visit best friend abroad > fly > they don't show up. Says too busy Now how not to ruin my vacation? 1 Reply View Thread

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Anonymous 3.16 MB GIF Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)22:47:46 No.77406525 >listening to white power sissy hypno at work >headphones disconnect >"WHITE POWER M-----------" plays on my phone out loud What are my chances of getting talked to by HR tomorrow? 05/06/24(Mon)22:48:57 No.77406534 im black and honestly if i saw that happen at work i'd go to the bathroom to j------- im not kidding >>77406672 #

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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)06:55:52 No.77128420 >Be me >Haven't worked a day in my life >Been 8 years since graduated high school. >Look into what people I'm familiar with are up to >A lot of them with broken dreams working wagie job they don't want because parents' kicked them out to live on their own at 18 Damn. Glad that's not me t. comfy remote job living at in my parents' house

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: Anonymous The Godfather 144 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)19:58:02 No.198933691 >builds one of the biggest crime empires >murders people >bribes politicians >terrorizes streets and innocent people >turns NY into crime fest >threatens honest earners >owns all shady businesses that are full of filth >one of the main reasons why streets are unsafe >"we have.. LE ETHICS!! we believe in.. LE GOD!! no druggerino okay?"

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Anonymous Tango Gameworks Closing 05/07/24(Tue)15:08:33 No.675690272 Insider Gaming @InsiderGamingIG Hi-Fi Rush Didn't Make The Money it Needed to Make, It's Claimed HIB insider-gaming.com Hi-Fi Rush Didn't Make The Money it Needed to Make, It's Claimed - Insider Gaming 1694723432412056006.jpg 301 KB JPG The warning signs were always there and we didn't listen. >bought by no one >played by no one >loses Xbox GOTY to Starfield >forces Xbox to go third party >flops so hard it gets Tango shut down So much for that sequel.

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Anonymous 1.81 MB PNG days 04/20/24(Sat) 13:34:09 No.77203552 It is so easy to seduce nerdy straight white guys >Be brownoid f-- (second gen Lebanese parents) >Be 5'7, soft, smooth, low-t and super faggy >Don't like other f--- cause most are old pervs or have STDs >Grindr is a death setence these >Start falling for this nerdy white boy in my class >He's a beefy Norwegian gamer, always wears Half-Life and MacDemarco t-shirts >He doesn't notice me when I dress masc >Get into crossdressing but never troon out >Start growing my hair long and wearing girly perfume >He starts talking to me more often >Eventually send him pics of me in full drag, makeup and dressed up like a geisha girl >He gets horny and wants to f--- me but tells me he's a virgin >Makes it even hotter cause I'm a virgin too >On my nineteenth birthday I sissy out and dress up in a 2b costume he bought me >He nervously puts his nerdy BWC inside my tight little brown hole >He can only f--- me for about three minutes but I probably came like twice and moaned non-stop >He shoots his hot heavy virgin load inside of me and I feel stretched out but satisfied >It oozes out like thick Greek yogurt and I have aftershock orgasms and c-- a little more He got embarrassed afterwards and apologised and we haven't spoken since, but GODDAMN do I love straight white bois! If you're a f-- that wants to be creampied without getting AIDS or chlamydia, crossdress and seduce a young straight man.

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Anonymous (ID: iPnF/288) 02/26/24(Mon)11:36:45 No.459916036 9344687.jpg 540 KB JPG >STOP! LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND! >POSITION YOUR LEFT FOOT AT A 67 DEGREE ANGLE AND YOUR RIGHT AT A 46... >NO I SAID 67 NOT 73.5! YOU DO THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHOOTING YOU! >NOW INTERLACE YOUR FINGERS BEHIND YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING THE CZECH ALPHABET BACKWARDS >TURN YOUR RIGHT ARM IN A HALF CIRCLE AND MAKE A HAND PUPPET OF AN ALLIGATOR. NO THATS A CROCDILE! I AM CONSIDERING THAT A THREAT! >CRAWL TOWARDS ME AT EXACTLY 2.378 INCHES PER SECOND KEEPING YOUR LEFT FOOT ARCHED IN A BALLET POSE AND NAME ALL THE MEMBERS PAST AND PRESENT OF THE ROLLING STONES... >I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS M-----------!

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Moot doesn't give a shit. | /r/Greentext

G'night /b/. I'm sleepy. Duck 13GqYIJ3Obs 10/30/05(Sun)00:4 *smooch* Thanks to those who cared. Love ya. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 10/30/05(Sun)00:44 No.3193647 Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:45 No.3193660 I love you Moot D: Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193669 >>3193647 God has spoken, now f--- off bitches Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193670 what the? has moot gone postall? Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193671 posts on par with Nyuu AND MOOT IS A HEARTLESS CREATURE I FOR ONE DO NOT CARE. LET THIS BE A MESSAGE TO ALL.

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: Anonymous 1.55 MB JPG night 05/07/24(Tue)09:19:37 No. 77411013 >2018 >at a friend's house drinking >lesbian in our friends group get drunk >I drag her to an empty room and end up f------ her with the permission of the owner of the house >I f----- her multiple times that >next week she threatened me with going to the police but did nothing out of shame >later on she founds out she is pregnant and asked me for money to fix it >tell her I won't give her money to end it, instead I told her to give me the baby once it's born and I would take the financial burden, she wouldn't need to see us afterwards >she tells her parents and they attempt to end it >she refuses and give birth >she refuse to give me the child after it's born and tries to cut contact >l manipulate her to marry me with the excuse of giving our child a normal family That's how it works

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>>44363722 >>44363743 >>44384222 >>44364282 >>44384419 >>44365141 >>44385238 >>44385483 >>44385901 >>44365923 >>44366833 >r---- my wife again Why do I keep doing this? Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 15:56:50 No.44359766 >>44359945 Describe in detail pls Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 16:03:27 No.44359945 >>44380154 >>44380209 >>44381423 >>44362308 >>44382484 >>44359766 When she doesn't want to have sex and I do, I just r--- her. Sometimes she's sleeping, sometimes working in the house, or is on the phone. I'll just pull up her skirt or pull down her pants and f--- her right there. >>44359829 Sometimes she cries so I feel bad afterwards but in the moment it's kind of hot. She also admitted she's kind of scared of me although I never beat her or anything. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:45:31 No.44360994 ►>>44381057 >>44361070 >>44381135 >>44381213 >>44361240 >>44361977 >>44362306 >>44362484>>44384973 >>44388724 >>44360761 It depends, sometimes she just continues what she's doing with tears in her eyes. Sometimes she runs off to the bathroom crying. Often enough I'll just hold her until she calms down. If it's a weekend I'll ask if she wants to go do something outside and that usually cheers her up. Do I feel bad? Probably since I made this thread. But just thinking about having my way with her gets me going. When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:54:32 No.44361224 ►>>44361307 >>44361338 >>44381400 >>44361852 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44382734 >>44364973 >>44385444 >>44361070 >>44361135 Is it really that bad? If you're a woman please tell me, because to me it's just sex. I mean I'm devoting my entire life to her, I treat her right, I have good relations with her parents and mine, I don't drink a lot, etc. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:05:57 No.44361506 ►>>44381539 >>44361558 >>44381580 >>44361610 >>44382011 >>44362306 >>44362484 >>44364388 >>44361323 She does all of those things but she's too weak to do anything about it (not that I'm Chad, just women are weak). My favorite is when she kind of elongates a whimper. She doesn't scream though, except for one time I bit her neck too hard. >>44361400 I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:08:21 No.44361560 File:thumbsup.jpg (26 KB, 470x317) >>44361506 >I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:31:17 No.44362119 >>44382153 >>44362206 >>44382306 >>44362320 >>44362484 >>44362851 >>44365214 >>44365389 >>44361610 I have a lot of mixed feelings. On one hand I love her and want her to be happy, on the other she's just so r----able. She has confronted me about it many times but that honestly gets me so horny sometimes I f--- her right there. I know it sounds f----- up but when she looks me deep in the eyes and kind of pleads me my reptilian brain takes over. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:32:36 No.44362153 ►>>44382206 >>44362331 >>44382342 File: Boog3P4X.jpg (144 KB, 1252x1252) >>44362119 >wife confronts you on the account of you r----- her >rapes her

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Anon hates youtube game reviewers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 332 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)16:09:28 No.675690359 >YouTuber lists "Best Games EVAR" in front of a bunch of Nintendo s--- >80% of the list is Nintendo >They literally don't even know what an Amiga is >Make ZX Spectrum jokes even though they have never even seen one game on its >"SEH GUH GEN UH SIS" >"ESS ENN EE ESS" Every time

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