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Anonymous 35 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)17:07:18 No. 11490508 > be me. 26 > make plans for the vacation > decide to visit best friend abroad > fly > they don't show up. Says too busy Now how not to ruin my vacation? 1 Reply View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 3.16 MB GIF Anonymous 05/06/24(Mon)22:47:46 No.77406525 >listening to white power sissy hypno at work >headphones disconnect >"WHITE POWER M-----------" plays on my phone out loud What are my chances of getting talked to by HR tomorrow? 05/06/24(Mon)22:48:57 No.77406534 im black and honestly if i saw that happen at work i'd go to the bathroom to j------- im not kidding >>77406672 #

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: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)06:55:52 No.77128420 >Be me >Haven't worked a day in my life >Been 8 years since graduated high school. >Look into what people I'm familiar with are up to >A lot of them with broken dreams working wagie job they don't want because parents' kicked them out to live on their own at 18 Damn. Glad that's not me t. comfy remote job living at in my parents' house

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: Anonymous The Godfather 144 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)19:58:02 No.198933691 >builds one of the biggest crime empires >murders people >bribes politicians >terrorizes streets and innocent people >turns NY into crime fest >threatens honest earners >owns all shady businesses that are full of filth >one of the main reasons why streets are unsafe >"we have.. LE ETHICS!! we believe in.. LE GOD!! no druggerino okay?"

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Anonymous Tango Gameworks Closing 05/07/24(Tue)15:08:33 No.675690272 Insider Gaming @InsiderGamingIG Hi-Fi Rush Didn't Make The Money it Needed to Make, It's Claimed HIB insider-gaming.com Hi-Fi Rush Didn't Make The Money it Needed to Make, It's Claimed - Insider Gaming 1694723432412056006.jpg 301 KB JPG The warning signs were always there and we didn't listen. >bought by no one >played by no one >loses Xbox GOTY to Starfield >forces Xbox to go third party >flops so hard it gets Tango shut down So much for that sequel.

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Anonymous 1.81 MB PNG days 04/20/24(Sat) 13:34:09 No.77203552 It is so easy to seduce nerdy straight white guys >Be brownoid f-- (second gen Lebanese parents) >Be 5'7, soft, smooth, low-t and super faggy >Don't like other f--- cause most are old pervs or have STDs >Grindr is a death setence these >Start falling for this nerdy white boy in my class >He's a beefy Norwegian gamer, always wears Half-Life and MacDemarco t-shirts >He doesn't notice me when I dress masc >Get into crossdressing but never troon out >Start growing my hair long and wearing girly perfume >He starts talking to me more often >Eventually send him pics of me in full drag, makeup and dressed up like a geisha girl >He gets horny and wants to f--- me but tells me he's a virgin >Makes it even hotter cause I'm a virgin too >On my nineteenth birthday I sissy out and dress up in a 2b costume he bought me >He nervously puts his nerdy BWC inside my tight little brown hole >He can only f--- me for about three minutes but I probably came like twice and moaned non-stop >He shoots his hot heavy virgin load inside of me and I feel stretched out but satisfied >It oozes out like thick Greek yogurt and I have aftershock orgasms and c-- a little more He got embarrassed afterwards and apologised and we haven't spoken since, but GODDAMN do I love straight white bois! If you're a f-- that wants to be creampied without getting AIDS or chlamydia, crossdress and seduce a young straight man.

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Anonymous (ID: iPnF/288) 02/26/24(Mon)11:36:45 No.459916036 9344687.jpg 540 KB JPG >STOP! LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND! >POSITION YOUR LEFT FOOT AT A 67 DEGREE ANGLE AND YOUR RIGHT AT A 46... >NO I SAID 67 NOT 73.5! YOU DO THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHOOTING YOU! >NOW INTERLACE YOUR FINGERS BEHIND YOUR HEAD WHILE RECITING THE CZECH ALPHABET BACKWARDS >TURN YOUR RIGHT ARM IN A HALF CIRCLE AND MAKE A HAND PUPPET OF AN ALLIGATOR. NO THATS A CROCDILE! I AM CONSIDERING THAT A THREAT! >CRAWL TOWARDS ME AT EXACTLY 2.378 INCHES PER SECOND KEEPING YOUR LEFT FOOT ARCHED IN A BALLET POSE AND NAME ALL THE MEMBERS PAST AND PRESENT OF THE ROLLING STONES... >I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS M-----------!

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G'night /b/. I'm sleepy. Duck 13GqYIJ3Obs 10/30/05(Sun)00:4 *smooch* Thanks to those who cared. Love ya. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >> moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 ## Admin 10/30/05(Sun)00:44 No.3193647 Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:45 No.3193660 I love you Moot D: Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193669 >>3193647 God has spoken, now f--- off bitches Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193670 what the? has moot gone postall? Anonymous 10/30/05(Sun)00:46 No.3193671 posts on par with Nyuu AND MOOT IS A HEARTLESS CREATURE I FOR ONE DO NOT CARE. LET THIS BE A MESSAGE TO ALL.

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: Anonymous 1.55 MB JPG night 05/07/24(Tue)09:19:37 No. 77411013 >2018 >at a friend's house drinking >lesbian in our friends group get drunk >I drag her to an empty room and end up f------ her with the permission of the owner of the house >I f----- her multiple times that >next week she threatened me with going to the police but did nothing out of shame >later on she founds out she is pregnant and asked me for money to fix it >tell her I won't give her money to end it, instead I told her to give me the baby once it's born and I would take the financial burden, she wouldn't need to see us afterwards >she tells her parents and they attempt to end it >she refuses and give birth >she refuse to give me the child after it's born and tries to cut contact >l manipulate her to marry me with the excuse of giving our child a normal family That's how it works

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Anon is an actual fucking monster | /r/Greentext

>>44363722 >>44363743 >>44384222 >>44364282 >>44384419 >>44365141 >>44385238 >>44385483 >>44385901 >>44365923 >>44366833 >r---- my wife again Why do I keep doing this? Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 15:56:50 No.44359766 >>44359945 Describe in detail pls Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 16:03:27 No.44359945 >>44380154 >>44380209 >>44381423 >>44362308 >>44382484 >>44359766 When she doesn't want to have sex and I do, I just r--- her. Sometimes she's sleeping, sometimes working in the house, or is on the phone. I'll just pull up her skirt or pull down her pants and f--- her right there. >>44359829 Sometimes she cries so I feel bad afterwards but in the moment it's kind of hot. She also admitted she's kind of scared of me although I never beat her or anything. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:45:31 No.44360994 ►>>44381057 >>44361070 >>44381135 >>44381213 >>44361240 >>44361977 >>44362306 >>44362484>>44384973 >>44388724 >>44360761 It depends, sometimes she just continues what she's doing with tears in her eyes. Sometimes she runs off to the bathroom crying. Often enough I'll just hold her until she calms down. If it's a weekend I'll ask if she wants to go do something outside and that usually cheers her up. Do I feel bad? Probably since I made this thread. But just thinking about having my way with her gets me going. When I get a better job I'm going to ruin her body with children. God I love her. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)16:54:32 No.44361224 ►>>44361307 >>44361338 >>44381400 >>44361852 >>44382306 >>44362484 >>44382734 >>44364973 >>44385444 >>44361070 >>44361135 Is it really that bad? If you're a woman please tell me, because to me it's just sex. I mean I'm devoting my entire life to her, I treat her right, I have good relations with her parents and mine, I don't drink a lot, etc. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:05:57 No.44361506 ►>>44381539 >>44361558 >>44381580 >>44361610 >>44382011 >>44362306 >>44362484 >>44364388 >>44361323 She does all of those things but she's too weak to do anything about it (not that I'm Chad, just women are weak). My favorite is when she kind of elongates a whimper. She doesn't scream though, except for one time I bit her neck too hard. >>44361400 I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:08:21 No.44361560 File:thumbsup.jpg (26 KB, 470x317) >>44361506 >I don't r--- her more than 4 times a week Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon)17:31:17 No.44362119 >>44382153 >>44362206 >>44382306 >>44362320 >>44362484 >>44362851 >>44365214 >>44365389 >>44361610 I have a lot of mixed feelings. On one hand I love her and want her to be happy, on the other she's just so r----able. She has confronted me about it many times but that honestly gets me so horny sometimes I f--- her right there. I know it sounds f----- up but when she looks me deep in the eyes and kind of pleads me my reptilian brain takes over. Anonymous 04/02/18(Mon) 17:32:36 No.44362153 ►>>44382206 >>44362331 >>44382342 File: Boog3P4X.jpg (144 KB, 1252x1252) >>44362119 >wife confronts you on the account of you r----- her >rapes her

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Anonymous 332 KB JPG 05/07/24(Tue)16:09:28 No.675690359 >YouTuber lists "Best Games EVAR" in front of a bunch of Nintendo s--- >80% of the list is Nintendo >They literally don't even know what an Amiga is >Make ZX Spectrum jokes even though they have never even seen one game on its >"SEH GUH GEN UH SIS" >"ESS ENN EE ESS" Every time

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Anonymous 423 KB PNG 05/07/24(Tue)15:24:40 No.675686635 Tim Cain on why cultural references are a bad thing >90% of what you think are important, you yourself aren't going to care about, or even remember in 10 or 20 years >The level of realism we can do gets better and better every year, so if you try to be super realistic in a video game, really quickly your game will look old and dated >Add the reference in such a way that if the person reading or hearing don't get the reference, don't even know the reference was made. That way they don't feel like they missed out something How is Tim Cain such a treasure trove of good advice, bros? Anonymous 05/07/24(Tue)15:26:57 No.675686806 >>675686635 (OP) # Because he worked on two of the best rpgs of all time?

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: Anonymous 930 KB WEBM >Be me 01/16/24(Tue)06:57:33 No.20107420 >Go to KFC >Read the order off my phone in the hopes the cashier will think my wife wrote it for me and I'm picking up dinner for the family (I'm a 36 yo khv) >cashiers fw How do you guys trick fast food/liquor stores etc into thinking you aren't just ordering for yourself?

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