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: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 E 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brillliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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