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Anonymous 112 KB JPG TERRIBLE >pull it out carefully >boxers, disgusting >toss them aside 06/13/24(Thu)16:59:00 No.77819370 >today is my work from home day >which really means b------- and do chores day >go to get laundry started >roommate left a garment in the washing machine >annoyed because his laundry habits have been historically >there's an unironically MASSIVE skid mark on them >2x6 inches easily my head is spinning and my skin is itchy what the f--- I can't f------ cope this is disgusting

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon watches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 06/13/24(Thu)04:53:42 No.200046887 File: doc.jpg (46 KB, 500x331) >>200046529 (OP) >YOU DID WHAT MARTY? >>200047263 >>200048335 >>200048663 >>200049320 >>>200055241 >>200055505 >>200056894 >Relax, Doc, I just put it in her butt >GREAT SCOTT! I've never heard of anything so perverse! >Butts can't get pregnant, Doc >MARTY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE OF EFFECTS ON SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM? >See look, not only am I not fading away, I feel great! Anonymous 06/13/24(Thu)05:10:58 No.200047263 >>200046887 >wait, Doc I'm still fading away >this doesn't make sense >Don't you see, Marty >>200047329 >>200047342 >>200047374 >>200047742 >>200047809 >>200048295 >>200048663 >when you turned your mother into an a--- queen you prevented your own birth >the loads from George that would have become you and your brother went in her ass and not her vagina so she never got pregnant >oh man, this is heavy

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Anon is strong with the force | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)17:51:39 No.200009338 >I devoured them >I devoured them all >They're gone >every single one of them >and not just the ham, but the chicken and pudding too >They're like animals >and I swallowed them like animals >I ATE THEM

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You can call Anon a retard all you want but one thing he isn't is a fucking groomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous To break a teen's heart 406 KB JPG 06/11/24(Tue)10:48:24 No.77793776 >Be me >Late 20's >Cleaning my birds' cages at the garage >15 yo girl approaches >I know her and her family for all my life >She ask me some questions about the bird >I'm done cleaning the cage and refilling the water and food >I go to hang the cage, and she tries to help me >But she is holding in the same corner I Am, so touching my hand >I then look at her quickly and she is smiling >I go to hang another cage and the same thing happens >I ask her "why are you smiling so much?" >She says "Because I never spent any time with you" >| say "Yes, we don't have a lot in common" >She asks "do you have a girlfriend to help you? I've never seen you with anyone" >| say "No, but I'm not interested in younger girls, sorry" >She asks "Why? What about when I get older?" >I say "You need to find someone around your age, and I'll get older too. So by the time you're 25 I'll be almost 40." >She just doesn't say anything and leaves >I Am proud of myself and cut her future delusions by the root >3 years later, she still talks to me in a normal way >Sometimes you need to break someone's heart so them can make it stronger. 31 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon sees a pattern | /r/Greentext

Dr. Sun Yat-Sen His life and Achievements Why are christians so treacherous? Anonymous (ID: P6QEUuwx 06/12/24(Wed)13:18:15 No.47092 >be Sun Yat-Sen >be christian >be freemason >see Christianity / Freemasonry as progress (le good thing) >see traditionalism / native religion as "le bad thing" >revoke the empire, destroys China into multiple warlord fiefdoms >now China is a commie-s------- I'm starting to think Antiochus IV was right when he said Yahweh (Christ's father) was Typhon (hellenic Satan). The Shogunate did the right thing.

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a trip to Paris | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 28 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat) 09:38:47 No.73049023 >Be me >Go to france with my gf and some friends >the streets are absolutely litered with trash >Go trough a riot and get half of us pepper sprayed >My black friend got called the N word like 10 times Im spanish so I already hate the french but now I hate. them more

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Anon enjoys a card game | /r/Greentext

The Eye No repeat hand types this round Round Score Score at least *1,340,000 to earn $$$$$ ush *0 340 X 21,600 Run Info Hands Discards 3 1 Options $4 Ante Round 12/8 6/7 HOKER X1.5 Mult CAINO 0/3 3/8 5/52 89f543216658e9747e93de6d61a70cfdcd909bd056f7e5400bf361305a183db 237 KB JPG >be me >Mid 20s guy who works construction And enjoys a good game >Bouncing between games like Final Fantasy, Doom, Dragon's Dogma and more >Find balatro on steam >Download to my deck >Look up and 8 hours have passed >Become hard addicted, trying to get all achievements >Get score just shy of 100 million in a single hand after 130 hours >Weeks go by and I realize I'm hard addicted to this s--- >Realize maybe I'd love poker >Learn poker >End up at a casino >Develop gambling addiction >Go $10k in debt Thank you balatro, game of the year

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How did they do it? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous BASED of the Apes 06/13/24(Thu)11:09:10 No.200054879 OF THE KINGDOM PLANET.of.ADES OF ONLY IN THEATERS MAY 10 KOTPOTA_1SHT_DIGITAL_SRGB_KA_PROXIMUS_V2.jpg >No n------ and pakis >Actually good 316 KB JPG >Masculine Apes wrecking s--- up >No f--- and retards >No strong wahmen What went so right?

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kind of wake up to reality thing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/19/20(Thu)23:31:20 No.5723807, One day, someone will think about you for the last time in eternity. You will be forgotten by the world and the universe. 74 KB JPG

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Goys | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: SOKLcnpK) [+] Were they just Mossad or what? 06/13/24(Thu)01:59:44 No.470980833 M tmntglownigger.png 635 KB PNG >Italian names to obfuscate their true fealty, just like in the old mobster movies. >Cultivated and overseen by a big-nosed rat. >Hang out in sewer tunnels. >Best friends with the media. >Drive around in a glownigger surveillance van. Also, feel free to name any other cartoon Jews ITT.

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This is the Truth | /r/Greentext

Annymous 11/13/23(Mon)21:48:41 No.75407127 >Remember when we used to think women were attracted to guys with nice personalities, who were intelligent and hard working? >Remember when we used to think there were girls that didnt have casual sex because they had morals? >Remember when we thought women were just like men but just happened to be women? >Remember when we thought there was a girl out there that was really different from the others and not just larping, that had interests and hobbies and develd deep into subjects and could think critically for herself without relying on the consensus of the group? >Remember when we thought girls really didnt like to be objectfied and sexualized, that they only wanted to make sweet love and it was men that were dirty pigs that only thought of violent sex? >Remember when we took women seriously and thought they meant what they said, when we believed they didnt s--- test or were inconsistent and could actually take responsibility for their actions and would gladly do so in proportion to their powers? It was all lies, now its in the open How the cultural climate changed The 2000s feel like another world

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Anon has poor social awareness | /r/Greentext

File: istockphoto-134057016-612x612.jpg (87 KB, 612x407) Anonymous 06/12/24(Wed)19:59:08 No.77813223 ► >Walking around Walmart >Randomly, some qt blond girl and her friend ask me if I'm single >Tell them I am >Say nothing else >Make awkward conversation for the next minute before walking off >Only realize a few minutes later that one of them was probably flirting with me WHY AM I LIKE THIS?

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Each day, we get closer to a dystopian future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 315 KB JPG 04/20/20(Mon)09:13:39 No.57754323 >bake a dozen peanut butter cookies and pretend I'm baking them for my gf while listening to girlfriend asmr >sit down at counter with 2 freshly baked cookies >take a bite >it's delicious as usual >headphones are out now and all I hear is the droning of the fridge as I sit alone in my house >cry

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