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3d (04/24/24 01:45) 20428816 132 Re 13 Img JPG 5KB (225 x 225) america.jpg 12 Replies Coca-Cola post retarded food myths >coca cola dehydrates you 3d (04/24/24 01:55) 20428843 7 Replies >>20428816 (OP) f--- I hate this retarded saying, no matter how much caffeine dehydrates you 99% of coke is still water 3d (04/24/24 01:56) 20428847 Salt causes hypertension 3d (04/24/24 01:57) · 20428848 1 Reply Breakfast is the most important meal 3d (04/24/24 01:57) 20428849 1 Reply alcohol is bad for your liver 3d (04/24/24 02:05) - 20428871 1 Reply smoking causes cancer 3d (04/24/24 02:05) · 20428874 >>20428816 (OP) >pee isn't stored in the balls

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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A Lot’s Gonna Change | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/27/24(Sat)10:32:08 No.77288988 945 KB PNG >Called Boomers >Do not spontaneously explode Worst Generation 0/10 Anonymous >>77288988 (OP) 04/27/24(Sat)10:34:31 No.77289025 Be the change that you want to see in the world. MEOW.

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I can stop any time tho | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TTco5mOF time 394 B PNG 04/27/24(Sat) 18:59:17 No.466323721 >cult like community >manipulated by popular media shilling >harms their body in a permanent way just for brief gratifications >actively inconveniencing the people around them by merely existing >looks hideous and disgusting as a result of it >dies before s------- 50 most of the Why are alcohol and tobacco abusers like this? Pic unrelated

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Anon questions Japanese censorship | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/24(Sat)11:25:48 No.10981603 32866910-E35B-417F-8332-3C700782029B.jpg >>10967149 # >censors the p---- 17 KB JPG >doesn't censor the a------ Why are the Japanese like this?

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Anon has an embarrassing accident | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: htqcbRAF) 727 KB GIF 04/27/24(Sat) 05:09:23 No.466296048 >>466293992 >be me >date night with wife >go by the sex shop >buy her slutty lingerie >a leash that goes on her p---- >a paddle and a whip >go by weed store get weed >go get liquor >come home have fun >throw all the sex toy, liquor bottles, and weed packages in trash bag and take it to the can >wake up next morning go outside >bear has destroyed my trash >my grey trash bags all over the place >look across the street at the nice old church lady's house >bear got her trash too >she and my other neighbor standing in her yard looking at a single gray trash bag >see p---- leash box, weed bottles, and liquor bottles laying in her yard >they look over at me standing amongst other grey trash bags >turn around and walk back in the house Didn't tell my wife. She now wonders why the nice old neighbor lady doesn't talk to her as much.

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The return of the plague doctor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The doctor discovers abscesses 149 KB PNG for me 07/23/18(Mon)23:32:51 No.6947029 > be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle > see a family of peasants waiting > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ō>ō what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > >king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

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Why didn't they perfect nuclear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [❤] if someone invented it Germand(...) 834 B PNG 04/26/24(Fri)21:13:54 No.196512911 >Huns bring fermented cabbage to Germany, Germans perfected it. >Romans bring sausages, Germand invent Bratwurst (the perfect hotdog). >America is invented by rich leftist atheist Anglos, German immigrants perfected it. Sure they are known to chimp out on occasion (Germans perfected fascism after all), but I think in the balance of things this can be forgiven. Why do they perfect things? Is it their culture or nature?

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Anon makes a friend at his job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)20:04:16 No.876773293 fcf0d2d1-1373-4c0a-a289-e3dba20703fe.png 1.45 MB PNG >newer guy in our office set up an Xbox 360 and a small screen in his cubicle and plays games on his lunch break >other people in our office make fun of him and talk s--- about it behind his back in the lunchroom >actually caught up with him outside on a ten min break vaping >chat a few times throughout the week >dudes a widow and hes always taking care of his kids >has no time to play games outside of work >decide to start playing games with him during lunch break >have a blast with him >other employees still talk s--- about us >I know this makes his day though because his face lights up with excitement everytime >even brought in some old 360 games to play together >dudes such a gem of a person and it makes me realizes how s----- life can be

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

1704327553505730.jpg 126 KB JPG >be me >running late to the kinoplex >walk into the kinotorium just as they're dimming the lights >shout "hey, who turned out the lights? I'm walkin here!" >whole theater bursts out in laughter >projectionist flickers the lights in acknowledgement >get high fives and fist bumps on the way to my seat >hear black girl say "he cute" >sit down and the teenage girl next to me playfully shoves my shoulder what are your best theater experiences?

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Caught in the middle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 46.54 KB Saturday 2024-04-27 00:22:00 3 hours ago 77280799 >be me >lose 200 pounds >just 300 pounds to go >remember that McDonald's brought back the Oreo frappe >gain all the weight back and then some My goyslop addiction wins again... 6 Replies 1 Image 2< REPLY

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They see me rollin', they hatin' | /r/Greentext

File: index.jpg (134 KB, 862x485) em >>3021131>>3021403 >>3021417 >>3021551 gimme your purse! Anonymous 04/14/23(Fri)22:28:28 No.3019788 Anonymous 04/14/23(Fri)22:37:07 No.3019801 >>3019768 >wheelchair adventurer takes heavy hit from enemy >knocked out of his wheelchair >cleric party member casts heal >wheelchair man is healed >stands up >gets back in his wheelchair >screeches hysterically if anyone ever brings it up

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They'll Eat Dust With Compliments of me | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/26/24(Fri)18:50:13 No.77281725 >85 years old >Like trains Was he Autistic? 369 KB PNG

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Anon Has a blind gf | /r/Greentext

sage 7 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)18:07:41 No.75507056 >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library. Why haven't YOU taken the blindpill anon?

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