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1704327553505730.jpg 126 KB JPG >be me >running late to the kinoplex >walk into the kinotorium just as they're dimming the lights >shout "hey, who turned out the lights? I'm walkin here!" >whole theater bursts out in laughter >projectionist flickers the lights in acknowledgement >get high fives and fist bumps on the way to my seat >hear black girl say "he cute" >sit down and the teenage girl next to me playfully shoves my shoulder what are your best theater experiences?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Caught in the middle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 46.54 KB Saturday 2024-04-27 00:22:00 3 hours ago 77280799 >be me >lose 200 pounds >just 300 pounds to go >remember that McDonald's brought back the Oreo frappe >gain all the weight back and then some My goyslop addiction wins again... 6 Replies 1 Image 2< REPLY

They see me rollin', they hatin' | /r/Greentext

File: index.jpg (134 KB, 862x485) em >>3021131>>3021403 >>3021417 >>3021551 gimme your purse! Anonymous 04/14/23(Fri)22:28:28 No.3019788 Anonymous 04/14/23(Fri)22:37:07 No.3019801 >>3019768 >wheelchair adventurer takes heavy hit from enemy >knocked out of his wheelchair >cleric party member casts heal >wheelchair man is healed >stands up >gets back in his wheelchair >screeches hysterically if anyone ever brings it up

They'll Eat Dust With Compliments of me | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 04/26/24(Fri)18:50:13 No.77281725 >85 years old >Like trains Was he Autistic? 369 KB PNG

Anon Has a blind gf | /r/Greentext

sage 7 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)18:07:41 No.75507056 >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library. Why haven't YOU taken the blindpill anon?

Anon’s antidepressant | /r/Greentext

42KiB, 750x738, images.jpg Anonymous Sat 20 Apr 2024 16:42:17 No.77208124 Quoted By: >>77208141 >be me >sad >read greentext >slightly less sad >thank you greentext View

Anon is a certified cat enthusiast | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/22(Mon) 12:34:15 No.71073495 50 KB JPG >turned 33 recently >widowed, no kids At least my cat came home. He's all I have left. >get home from work >lay down in bed to cry >kitty climbs into bed with me and cuddles until I feel better Thank you kitty, you are my only friend

THE SYNTHWAVE WARS | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)16:06:08 No.121584507 What does /mu/ think about this album? CAMPISTER OUT 435 KB JPG : Anonymous MEGA DRIVE 198XER 238 KB JPG 04/26/24(Fri)16:08:35 No.121584546 this is the superior synth album

Anon couldn't have seen this coming | /r/Greentext

1661814739335993.jpg 97 KB JPG >Sauronman?! You've allied with Sauron?!

How Elemental SHOULD have been | /r/Greentext

$☐ Anonymous 11/07/23(Tue)11:37:55 No.10811999 File: w196fam78uw51.jpg (116 KB, 850x1344) >>10812011 >Bored elemental sorceress decides to test the limits of how small she can make her summons >She summons fire elementals in the form of tiny sparks shaved off a fire striker >They flash before her eyes for a brief moment before fizzling out >She summons an air elemental from a gentle exhale >It's enough to move a leaf a few inches before getting whisked away on the breeze >The dirt fleck earth elementals last the longest >Inevitably, she forgets about them and they end up caked into the treads of her boots >You are a water elemental >You expected to be summoned as an almighty deluge sent to devastate an opponent >Instead, you're a single droplet of sweat snaking down from her sweltering, noxious armpit >You're utterly powerless, left to cling to her skin until you evaporate a few minutes later >At least you managed to cool her off by a minute fraction of a degree$

Anon goes to Heaven | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)18:25:32 No. 10723397 >>10723516 >>10723633 >>10723780 File: 1681773340085472.png (2.92 MB, 1178x1658) >>10723279 >everyone thinks heaven or the afterlife is going to be a place of eternal peace after living a moral and righteous life >but the giant angels who inhabit it set themselves set about torturing the tiny souls who come to them >some angels will use a minor infraction in someones life to inflict the most amount of pain onto them >others do it just because they can and will make up excuses >the rest just enjoy their god given right to use souls as entertainment >since they are complete masters of the realm, they can f--- about with natural laws at a whim >where someone might have perceived themselves being crushed beneath their foot or being digested in an angels stomach for what feels like several thousand years, in reality only a few seconds have passed >when they think someone is a bit too broken by their fun and games, the angels reset the souls mind to begin the game again from a fresh slate >and all this stemmed from them messing around with human religion because they thought it would be funny for humans to live a strict lifestyle only to find their reward is to be tortured for eternity$