Why didn't they perfect nuclear | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories

: Anonymous [❤] if someone invented it Germand(...) 834 B PNG 04/26/24(Fri)21:13:54 No.196512911 >Huns bring fermented cabbage to Germany, Germans perfected it. >Romans bring sausages, Germand invent Bratwurst (the perfect hotdog). >America is invented by rich leftist atheist Anglos, German immigrants perfected it. Sure they are known to chimp out on occasion (Germans perfected fascism after all), but I think in the balance of things this can be forgiven. Why do they perfect things? Is it their culture or nature?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1704327553505730.jpg 126 KB JPG >be me >running late to the kinoplex >walk into the kinotorium just as they're dimming the lights >shout "hey, who turned out the lights? I'm walkin here!" >whole theater bursts out in laughter >projectionist flickers the lights in acknowledgement >get high fives and fist bumps on the way to my seat >hear black girl say "he cute" >sit down and the teenage girl next to me playfully shoves my shoulder what are your best theater experiences?

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$Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)18:25:32 No. 10723397 >>10723516 >>10723633 >>10723780 File: 1681773340085472.png (2.92 MB, 1178x1658) >>10723279 >everyone thinks heaven or the afterlife is going to be a place of eternal peace after living a moral and righteous life >but the giant angels who inhabit it set themselves set about torturing the tiny souls who come to them >some angels will use a minor infraction in someones life to inflict the most amount of pain onto them >others do it just because they can and will make up excuses >the rest just enjoy their god given right to use souls as entertainment >since they are complete masters of the realm, they can f--- about with natural laws at a whim >where someone might have perceived themselves being crushed beneath their foot or being digested in an angels stomach for what feels like several thousand years, in reality only a few seconds have passed >when they think someone is a bit too broken by their fun and games, the angels reset the souls mind to begin the game again from a fresh slate >and all this stemmed from them messing around with human religion because they thought it would be funny for humans to live a strict lifestyle only to find their reward is to be tortured for eternity$