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Anonymous (ID: htqcbRAF) 727 KB GIF 04/27/24(Sat) 05:09:23 No.466296048 >>466293992 >be me >date night with wife >go by the sex shop >buy her slutty lingerie >a leash that goes on her p---- >a paddle and a whip >go by weed store get weed >go get liquor >come home have fun >throw all the sex toy, liquor bottles, and weed packages in trash bag and take it to the can >wake up next morning go outside >bear has destroyed my trash >my grey trash bags all over the place >look across the street at the nice old church lady's house >bear got her trash too >she and my other neighbor standing in her yard looking at a single gray trash bag >see p---- leash box, weed bottles, and liquor bottles laying in her yard >they look over at me standing amongst other grey trash bags >turn around and walk back in the house Didn't tell my wife. She now wonders why the nice old neighbor lady doesn't talk to her as much.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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