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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/02/24(Tue)18:14:35 No.76989644 >Trying to cope with being a wageslave rather than doing my usual work for a while and then go into NEET hibernation mode on the savings >Dump considerable amount of money on a sportscar >Didn't work, the enjoyment the car brings isn't quite enough to offset the suffering of slavery >Now I just drive my corvette to work while daydreaming about high speed chases and driving into walls I think the worst part is the dark knowledge that being a NEET isn't so great either There is no escape is there : Anonymous >>76989644 (OP) # 04/02/24(Tue)18:22:23 No.76989695 I had a high paying office job and I couldn't do it, simply because i found the psychological pressure of being around/collaborating with normalfags to be too much. If I didn't have the issue of having to work with other people, I'd probably still have a career.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous HIGH TEST vane Alpha 03/26/24(Tue)13:06:51 No.73908261 LOW TEST lanklet Beta 13513515.png 6 KB PNG >be manlet >muscles look bigger >above average penis looks enormous >can easily punch lanklets in the groin and chins How can lanklets even compete?

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Ancient Lifts 67 KB JPG >be me >On vacation in Africa >Visit a government run park >Has random huts with informational posters >Go to biggest hut >Find a bunch of bleached animal bones >Pick up a couple Giraffe leg bones >They're f------ huge and weigh more than I expected solid 15-25lbs depending on bone >Holdup.mp3 >Bones weighted exactly like dumbbells >Suddenly ancestral unga bunga memories activate >Vivid images of ancient humans and their animal bone lifts flash through my brain >Grug doing pull-ups on tree limbs weighed down by the spines of megafauna >Hex bar deadlifting hippo ribcages >Squatting Glyptodont shells >Cave gym master race >Wish I could curl a mammoth femur just once Anyone aware of evidence that animal bones were the first dumbbells?

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Do they know that porn is free | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [+] 04/02/24(Tue)15:43:03 No.195558437 Date Somebody your out age you f------ CREEP This is a Prostitute Thank God then both involved in loving and Monogamis tionship 145 KB JPG >90% of only fans subscribers are married >70% white >60% heterosexual >29years old on averaging >makes $40k >many where the wife knows W-- Why would a young married chad be blaming the lonely incel for simping Incels deserve an apology most rather fap to the free s--- How dare they demise this community https://youtu.be/LN2bqXzXYeU?si=1AybxusWlg-y2Spd [Open]

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Anon is filled with envy | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous (ID: 1PXW9eLI 04/02/24 (Tue)03:31:35 No.463696997 >be saudi >live in one of biggest countries in asia >yet we have no rivers >not one >and we have no forests >I've never heard the sound of rushing water >never walked beneath trees so thick with leaves they hide the sun >All I know is sand and rocks >everywhere I go >rocks and sand and you westoids wonder why we hate you. No its not cuz youre infidels. It's cuz we have to live in a literal goddamn hellscape and you don't. So f--- you.

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Birthing a melting pot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous es shrimple as that 478 KB PNG 04/01/24(Mon) 19:45:08 No.76984279 >black/latina femcel >asked out by a white/asian dude >first thought in my mind would be that our kid would have major identity issues and when they're on the rope I have to look back on the time I said "yes" Did 4chan poison my brain 04/01/24(Mon)19:46:46 No.76984292 Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # You could try being a good parent. I don't have any identity issues as a super mixed kid, I attribute this to my good parents. I am immune to racebait. >>76984420 # Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # 04/01/24(Mon)19:49:31 No.76984316 >Did 4chan poison my brain Yes >black/latina white/asian Needs more colors >our kid would have major identity issues They would have this even with a certainty of race.

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Caffeine addicts deserve it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG >be me 04/02/24(Tue)05:13:09 No.76983224 >Work in a restaurant that serves coffee >owner is cheap as f--- >we literally only ordered decaf >you ask for coffee you get decaf >nobody ever notices >when they do they assume they just need more coffee >we make more money because we're not giving people actual caffeine >grade A business

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Anon goes on no-fap | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The Nofap pill is a lie 4 KB JPG without jerking it 04/01/24(Mon) 12:00:19 No.73953930 >be me >hear all the benefits of semen retention >decide to give up masturbating >fail most times >stop browsing twitter and log off my nsfw reddit >finally managed to go a long time >I feel even more tired than usual >don't end up feeling like going to the gym in the morning or at night >work is even more of a slog than usual >social life doesn't improve and in fact, people say I'm even less talkative than usual >talks with my girlfriend become super bland and boring as we used to flirt and sext, but now I don't want to as I'd get horny and end up fapping >HURR DURR FAKR AND GAY ANON CANOT HAS GF BECAUSE HE IS LE 4chiNNER >usually end up fapping before bed or wake up horny an hour after sleeping to bust >now fight those urges >now I have sleep paralysis an hour into bed and feel something pushing on my chest >gave up YouTube and am super bored now too Mfw I'm 4 weeks on no fap and it hasn't done anything good for me, and has only made me more awkward and summoned a demon into my room >what should I do anon?

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4chan talks about Hunger Games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 124 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)02:23:44 No.913061458 >Food is unaffordable >Children forced to play Fortnite IRL >Society ruled by trannies Was The Hunger Games trying to warn us? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)02:33:29 No.913061822 I dunno but I'd a--- f--- Katniss Everdeen.

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Anon finds out AOC her shoe size | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: exKXVZ6/ 01/10/21(Sun)14:28:24 No.301779559 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC As most people know by now, many things were stolen during the terrorist insurrection at the Capitol: laptops, mail, even the Speaker's lectern. Security cameras also picked up a well- disguised fellow about 5'4" stealing all of my SHOES, for Chrissake. Unbelievable 2:42 AM Jan 10, 2021 739 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 25.8K Likes F51566B5-9E3F-4C34-8D8C-9FE0C1D896B6.jpg 191 KB JPG Ok who's the smartass... Anonymous (ID: +bOaCkAZ 01/10/21(Sun)14:29:39 No.301779834 >>301779559 (OP) # Did you know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has size 11's? >>301781107 # >>301786107 # >>301789207#

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Anon's older brother is a huge failure | /r/Greentext

W-- is wrong with my brother 20 KB PNG wrong with him >be me 04/01/24(Mon) 17:38:53 No.76980155 >have an older brother >only talks to me and our parents >wears masks everywhere cuz he's fat af, even during school classes >went to a psychiatrist with mom, didn't say a word, psych says he's never seen such a case before, doesn't know what's >can't go outside alone, doesn't go to school alone, and avoids going outside after school like the plague >high school starting in September >says he won't go alone, but the school is 2km from home, grandpa can't drive cuz drinks rakia every day >already planning to wear a mask in high school too >has a neuro disorder and receives expensive medication funded by the country >MFW i realize that my country is spending 0.00076% of it's GDP on a living failure

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The Red Cow Project | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/01/24(Mon)12:31:54 No.916233450 379 KB PNG >Be me, a cow in the heart of Texas >Eating my grass >Jewish guy approaches me >He tells me that I am the most perfect cow in the world >Tells me that I am special >Surprisingly he doesn't eat my s--- like other cow worshippers do >He takes me on a trip to Israel instead of being turned into a burger >Treats me like a god for the whole journey >Then he f------ burns me alive

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FREE Bitcoins R: 93 / I: 10 $ LISTEN UP FEMCEL FRENS!: I've got $25 USD in BTC bucks for any femcel who post an audio recording of her queefing the US national anthem with her p---- in it's entirety! Good luck

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