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Anonymous (ID: exKXVZ6/ 01/10/21(Sun)14:28:24 No.301779559 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC As most people know by now, many things were stolen during the terrorist insurrection at the Capitol: laptops, mail, even the Speaker's lectern. Security cameras also picked up a well- disguised fellow about 5'4" stealing all of my SHOES, for Chrissake. Unbelievable 2:42 AM Jan 10, 2021 739 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 25.8K Likes F51566B5-9E3F-4C34-8D8C-9FE0C1D896B6.jpg 191 KB JPG Ok who's the smartass... Anonymous (ID: +bOaCkAZ 01/10/21(Sun)14:29:39 No.301779834 >>301779559 (OP) # Did you know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has size 11's? >>301781107 # >>301786107 # >>301789207#

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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W-- is wrong with my brother 20 KB PNG wrong with him >be me 04/01/24(Mon) 17:38:53 No.76980155 >have an older brother >only talks to me and our parents >wears masks everywhere cuz he's fat af, even during school classes >went to a psychiatrist with mom, didn't say a word, psych says he's never seen such a case before, doesn't know what's >can't go outside alone, doesn't go to school alone, and avoids going outside after school like the plague >high school starting in September >says he won't go alone, but the school is 2km from home, grandpa can't drive cuz drinks rakia every day >already planning to wear a mask in high school too >has a neuro disorder and receives expensive medication funded by the country >MFW i realize that my country is spending 0.00076% of it's GDP on a living failure

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The Red Cow Project | /r/Greentext

Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/01/24(Mon)12:31:54 No.916233450 379 KB PNG >Be me, a cow in the heart of Texas >Eating my grass >Jewish guy approaches me >He tells me that I am the most perfect cow in the world >Tells me that I am special >Surprisingly he doesn't eat my s--- like other cow worshippers do >He takes me on a trip to Israel instead of being turned into a burger >Treats me like a god for the whole journey >Then he f------ burns me alive

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Anon really thought this was a good idea for a thread. | /r/Greentext

FREE Bitcoins R: 93 / I: 10 $ LISTEN UP FEMCEL FRENS!: I've got $25 USD in BTC bucks for any femcel who post an audio recording of her queefing the US national anthem with her p---- in it's entirety! Good luck

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Why does she look like that | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 03/30/24(Sat) 09:13:01 No.671803171 >See an ugly woman in a video game >Say I'm not gonna buy it cause it doesn't appeal to me. >Everyone gets mad at me, downvotes me, calls me an incel, tells me to touch grass Why is this? Why am I not allowed to only buy products that appeal to me?

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Anon is straight | /r/Greentext

195 KB PNG >be me, STRAIGHT elderly chinese man >10 minutes ago >go to sandwich shop >order the same thing I always do from the same guy that's always there >see someone new come out from the back room and go behind the counter >cute ass slim mexican femboy >notice he keeps eyeing me every few seconds while my sandwich is being made >make eye contact and he smiles >asks if I need anything else in the softest little voice >"I need you to do something" >pull out my service revolver >force him to beat me at MAHJONG otherwise I will banish him to the land of Yi (my term for barbarians) 7 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/13/23(Fri)23:51:36 No.75059287 I wanna f--- the smug cat >>75059292 #

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Anon fixes his life. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Meth fixed my life, thanks met(...) 150 KB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)19:45:18 No.76972605 >Room is just me sleeping on bare mattress surrounded by moldy plates >Take meth >Clean room, bleach everything >Apply to 50 different jobs >Clean car, call in to have it serviced and get my warrant >Send long texts to entire family apologizing for being a f--- up That was a week ago, a temp agency already got back to me, they want me to start on wednesday. I love this drug

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The strategy of idgaf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 04/01/24(Mon) 17:54:14 No.195522877 >Earth: Stop killing whales >Japan: No >Earth: It'll ruin your international reputation >Japan: No it won't. We'll just...keep doing it. Unapologetically. We literally just don't give a f---. 99% of the world don't actually care. Kinda weird how this form of diplomacy won.

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Anon is disappointed with Pewdiepie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Y1yMsuwG 852 KB PNG 03/31/24(Sun)04:50:44 No.463463279 >Be Pewdiepie >Be the most subscribed YouTuber >Use 4chan >Don't redpill your young fan base >Marry an Italian If I saw this f----- IRL... Anonymous (ID: j+4aYavW) Z >>463463279 (OP) # 03/31/24(Sun)04:51:39 No.463463334 Tran >>463471460 # Anonymous (ID: nlSpQaRr) >>463463279 (OP) # 03/31/24(Sun)04:52:06 No.463463357 >Don't redpill your young fan base Wrong >>463479410 # >>463499662 #

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Anon has no sense of smell | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Okay guys. Here goes. >be me age 17 10/25/16(Tue)17:24:09 No.3232916 >my brother is a Chad and frequently has friends over >I'm holed up in my room, I hate going outside of my room when there's guests over >Really need to s--- >Don't want to leave >See a towel in my room >Squat over the towel and s--- on it instead of leaving my room >Continue doing this throughout the years, 'cause I don't have to leave the comfiness of my room and the poop comes out easier that way >Have to eventually deliver poop-covered towel to my toilet which involves walking across the hallway >Sometimes I'd store many poop towels until I finally decided it was time to dispose of them >Have to make sure coast is clear before delivering towel >Mess up one day and my brother comes out >Get startled, drop towels full of poop >My brother's face scarred me forever

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Anon tries laundry | /r/Greentext

No.73694965 86 KB JPEG > Be me > never done laundry in my life. Moved directly from my parents house into a house with my girlfriend > Mom has always complained about how tough it is to do laundry while my Dad is at work > Gf complains about how much laundry she has to do with us and our two kids > Eventually divorce, and I'm living by myselfd > dreading-laundry.wav > throw clothes in the machine > come back two hours later and take them out What is their problem?

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Their PR has been so terrible lately | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.51 MB JPG group 04/01/24(Mon)05:43:03 No.195506688 >hard working >conservative >highest earning ethnic group in america >over 90% own their own homes >strong family values >contribute to society in every sector >over 80% are college educated >high iq and best test scores out of any >many american companies have indian ceos >virtually commit zero crime unlike blacks and mexicans >net contributes to the economy unlike blacks >dress clean and don't act like thugs so why exactly are Indians hate? Makes no sense

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Anon is irish | /r/Greentext

186 KB JPG >Be me >Genuinely autistic >Coworkers and I are enjoying an after work dinner >Everybody is talking about their ethnicity, one says their Norwegian, another says they're German, another French, British, Israeli >I mention that I'm Irish. Israeli guy jokes with me, Shouldn't you be ordering the potatoes?" he asks. I laugh. >I reply with "Shouldn't you be bombing hospitals?" >Entire table goes silent and I get looks. >Everybody gets mad and somebody says they're going to tell this to HR. >I might lose my f------ job What the f--- did I do wrong? How badly did I f--- up? 16 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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