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E Anonymous (ID: 1PXW9eLI 04/02/24 (Tue)03:31:35 No.463696997 >be saudi >live in one of biggest countries in asia >yet we have no rivers >not one >and we have no forests >I've never heard the sound of rushing water >never walked beneath trees so thick with leaves they hide the sun >All I know is sand and rocks >everywhere I go >rocks and sand and you westoids wonder why we hate you. No its not cuz youre infidels. It's cuz we have to live in a literal goddamn hellscape and you don't. So f--- you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous es shrimple as that 478 KB PNG 04/01/24(Mon) 19:45:08 No.76984279 >black/latina femcel >asked out by a white/asian dude >first thought in my mind would be that our kid would have major identity issues and when they're on the rope I have to look back on the time I said "yes" Did 4chan poison my brain 04/01/24(Mon)19:46:46 No.76984292 Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # You could try being a good parent. I don't have any identity issues as a super mixed kid, I attribute this to my good parents. I am immune to racebait. >>76984420 # Anonymous >>76984279 (OP) # 04/01/24(Mon)19:49:31 No.76984316 >Did 4chan poison my brain Yes >black/latina white/asian Needs more colors >our kid would have major identity issues They would have this even with a certainty of race.

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: Anonymous 10 KB JPG >be me 04/02/24(Tue)05:13:09 No.76983224 >Work in a restaurant that serves coffee >owner is cheap as f--- >we literally only ordered decaf >you ask for coffee you get decaf >nobody ever notices >when they do they assume they just need more coffee >we make more money because we're not giving people actual caffeine >grade A business

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Anonymous The Nofap pill is a lie 4 KB JPG without jerking it 04/01/24(Mon) 12:00:19 No.73953930 >be me >hear all the benefits of semen retention >decide to give up masturbating >fail most times >stop browsing twitter and log off my nsfw reddit >finally managed to go a long time >I feel even more tired than usual >don't end up feeling like going to the gym in the morning or at night >work is even more of a slog than usual >social life doesn't improve and in fact, people say I'm even less talkative than usual >talks with my girlfriend become super bland and boring as we used to flirt and sext, but now I don't want to as I'd get horny and end up fapping >HURR DURR FAKR AND GAY ANON CANOT HAS GF BECAUSE HE IS LE 4chiNNER >usually end up fapping before bed or wake up horny an hour after sleeping to bust >now fight those urges >now I have sleep paralysis an hour into bed and feel something pushing on my chest >gave up YouTube and am super bored now too Mfw I'm 4 weeks on no fap and it hasn't done anything good for me, and has only made me more awkward and summoned a demon into my room >what should I do anon?

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Anonymous 124 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)02:23:44 No.913061458 >Food is unaffordable >Children forced to play Fortnite IRL >Society ruled by trannies Was The Hunger Games trying to warn us? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)02:33:29 No.913061822 I dunno but I'd a--- f--- Katniss Everdeen.

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Anonymous (ID: exKXVZ6/ 01/10/21(Sun)14:28:24 No.301779559 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC As most people know by now, many things were stolen during the terrorist insurrection at the Capitol: laptops, mail, even the Speaker's lectern. Security cameras also picked up a well- disguised fellow about 5'4" stealing all of my SHOES, for Chrissake. Unbelievable 2:42 AM Jan 10, 2021 739 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 25.8K Likes F51566B5-9E3F-4C34-8D8C-9FE0C1D896B6.jpg 191 KB JPG Ok who's the smartass... Anonymous (ID: +bOaCkAZ 01/10/21(Sun)14:29:39 No.301779834 >>301779559 (OP) # Did you know Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has size 11's? >>301781107 # >>301786107 # >>301789207#

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W-- is wrong with my brother 20 KB PNG wrong with him >be me 04/01/24(Mon) 17:38:53 No.76980155 >have an older brother >only talks to me and our parents >wears masks everywhere cuz he's fat af, even during school classes >went to a psychiatrist with mom, didn't say a word, psych says he's never seen such a case before, doesn't know what's >can't go outside alone, doesn't go to school alone, and avoids going outside after school like the plague >high school starting in September >says he won't go alone, but the school is 2km from home, grandpa can't drive cuz drinks rakia every day >already planning to wear a mask in high school too >has a neuro disorder and receives expensive medication funded by the country >MFW i realize that my country is spending 0.00076% of it's GDP on a living failure

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Board /b/ - Random Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/01/24(Mon)12:31:54 No.916233450 379 KB PNG >Be me, a cow in the heart of Texas >Eating my grass >Jewish guy approaches me >He tells me that I am the most perfect cow in the world >Tells me that I am special >Surprisingly he doesn't eat my s--- like other cow worshippers do >He takes me on a trip to Israel instead of being turned into a burger >Treats me like a god for the whole journey >Then he f------ burns me alive

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 03/30/24(Sat) 09:13:01 No.671803171 >See an ugly woman in a video game >Say I'm not gonna buy it cause it doesn't appeal to me. >Everyone gets mad at me, downvotes me, calls me an incel, tells me to touch grass Why is this? Why am I not allowed to only buy products that appeal to me?

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195 KB PNG >be me, STRAIGHT elderly chinese man >10 minutes ago >go to sandwich shop >order the same thing I always do from the same guy that's always there >see someone new come out from the back room and go behind the counter >cute ass slim mexican femboy >notice he keeps eyeing me every few seconds while my sandwich is being made >make eye contact and he smiles >asks if I need anything else in the softest little voice >"I need you to do something" >pull out my service revolver >force him to beat me at MAHJONG otherwise I will banish him to the land of Yi (my term for barbarians) 7 Replies Anonymous View Thread 10/13/23(Fri)23:51:36 No.75059287 I wanna f--- the smug cat >>75059292 #

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Anonymous Meth fixed my life, thanks met(...) 150 KB JPG 03/31/24(Sun)19:45:18 No.76972605 >Room is just me sleeping on bare mattress surrounded by moldy plates >Take meth >Clean room, bleach everything >Apply to 50 different jobs >Clean car, call in to have it serviced and get my warrant >Send long texts to entire family apologizing for being a f--- up That was a week ago, a temp agency already got back to me, they want me to start on wednesday. I love this drug

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Anonymous 42 KB JPG 04/01/24(Mon) 17:54:14 No.195522877 >Earth: Stop killing whales >Japan: No >Earth: It'll ruin your international reputation >Japan: No it won't. We'll just...keep doing it. Unapologetically. We literally just don't give a f---. 99% of the world don't actually care. Kinda weird how this form of diplomacy won.

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