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: Anonymous (ID: XlkyYGfH ) == Circumcised 01/24/24(Wed)10:28:57 No.456291466 >be me >confront parents of why they let some k--- cut my d--- up >they laugh and give the standard reasons and then tell me it's done and to get over it >have a daughter >fly over to a Muslim country and have her circumcised with the most brutal version of female circumcism (there are variation) >record it and send them a video while telling them it's cleaner, more ascetically pleasing, and now she will be able to pass vagina inspection day >parents are furious mom calls me crying and I think she vomited and called me a monster dad told me I wasn't welcome in their house anymore and I tell them I'm just trying to give me little girl the same opportunity I had. Why are gen x parents like this? I literally did the same thing they did to me and I did to her and they act like I'm a monster. W-- Also I dropped my daughter off at an orphanage because I don't want to waste my time raising a woman. 22 KB JPG

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: ytRC3zqd) The ozone scam, and DuPont No.389008544 Remember the hole in the ozone layer..... let me redpill you on what happened. DuPont invented and held the patent for r12. R12 is an extremely efficient refrigerant. Anybody with an old r12 car or refrigerator can attest. R12 cools better than r134, and also operates at a lower pressure. Late r12 a/c systems were bullet proof and many are still operating on their original pre 1994 charge ATC NATIONAL REFRIGERANT 12 07/30/22(Sat)18:16:55 56 KB JPG DuPont who had the patent for r12 understood this patent would expire in 1979. This was the time of a massive boom in air conditioning adoption. >patent expires in 1979 >ozone hole gets discovered in 1978/1979 The fed said cfc's were the cause, and allowed DuPont to continue sole manufacturing of r12 until the "switch". This bought DuPont from 1979- 1994 total control of the refrigerant market. R134 came alone. Guess who patented r134? DuPont. So now DuPont had total control of the market agsin, a market designed around an inferior product and planned obsolence. Modern ac systems are s---, they are extremely finicky, and run high pressure which makes leaks appear. Right when the r134 parent was coming up to expiration, new data showed r134 to also be bad for the environment. Same s--- again.

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>76223409 # Anonymous >>76223398 (OP) # How did it taste, smugjak? >>76223416 # Anonymous >be me >poop in toilet >have idea Anonymous >>76223401 # it tasted like poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:33:55 No.76223398 >take poop out >eat it >>76223425 # >repoop the poop infinite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:28 No.76223401 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:59 No.76223409 01/23/24(Tue)20:35:35 No.76223416 >>76223409 # S----- answer hope you die : Anonymous >>76223416 # says the one with finite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:36:11 No.76223425

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Anonymous (ID: 2V/9R758) 06/22/12 (Fri)21:01:40 No.407791729 >took wife shopping for her birthday >hate going shopping but thought i'd treat her to a day out that she deserves >walked past department store >three girls, couldn't have been older than 18-20 walk past > for a joke I say "bet you wish you had legs like that!" >she starts crying and overreacting, can't seem to calm her down > had to stop and let her calm down before wheeling her up the ramp into the next store >what the f--- is wrong with women?

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Anonymous (ID:+y4m951J) = 131 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 17m >parents move to hillbilly town down in the south when I'm 12 01/23/24(Tue)17:59:54 No.456151993 >no friends, only black kid at school >live without friends is ok in the beginning >always sit alone in class >one day the only available seat in class is next to me >another quite kid walks into the classroom >asks if its okay if he gets another table and chair from another classroom >teacher says sure >I tell the him to go f--- himself, teacher gets mad at me and tells me to go to the principle >get away with a warning >thats when the s--- started >bullying starts out lightly, they just called me words and told me to go back to the north >gets worse and worse, teachers dont give a f---. Get called n----- on a daily basis >after taking this for a few years another black kid moves to town >goes to the same highschool :DDD >finally have a friend >tell him about all the s--- that happened >decide we should take revenge >start messing with the students and teachers in school >we start to embrace black culture instead of trying to fit in with these crackers >start wearing baggy clothes >always carry speaker playing music from our idols, tupac etc >one day we decide to beat up one of my bullies outside of school >rats on us >get expelled from only highschool in town >f--- this place and f--- white people >>456153148 # Cant wait to leave this s-------. Wish I lived in a black neighbourhood so I wouldnt have to deal with this s---. pic looks like my highschool : Anonymous (ID: Z3ppr0qM >>456151993 (OP) # Forgot your vpn kek 01/23/24(Tue) 18:01:02 No.456152047

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: Anonymous (ID: XlkyYGfH ) == Circumcised 01/24/24(Wed)10:28:57 No.456291466 >be me >confront parents of why they let some k--- cut my d--- up >they laugh and give the standard reasons and then tell me it's done and to get over it >have a daughter >fly over to a Muslim country and have her circumcised with the most brutal version of female circumcism (there are variation) >record it and send them a video while telling them it's cleaner, more ascetically pleasing, and now she will be able to pass vagina inspection day >parents are furious mom calls me crying and I think she vomited and called me a monster dad told me I wasn't welcome in their house anymore and I tell them I'm just trying to give me little girl the same opportunity I had. Why are gen x parents like this? I literally did the same thing they did to me and I did to her and they act like I'm a monster. W-- Also I dropped my daughter off at an orphanage because I don't want to waste my time raising a woman. 22 KB JPG

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