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: Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)16:20:10 No.74088504 : Anonymous >>74088504 (OP) # >catwoman (cats) IMG_2159.jpg 472 KB JPG how old were you when you realized all of batman's villains were modeled after the bat's natural predators? 07/19/23(Wed)16:22:46 No.74088526 >killer croc (crocodiles) >penguin (penguins) >deadshot (assassins) >man-bat (other bats) ah, yes Anonymous >>74088504 (OP) # the bat's worst enemy, the riddle 07/19/23(Wed)16:24:24 No.74088544

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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1 File: преузимaе (13).jpg (6 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)12:59:37 No.74096849 [Reply] >>74096862 >>74096981 >be me >19, studying computer sciences >feel like s---, not really suicidal but wouldn't mind it if I died either >win a free hotel stay at a national park >I'm not really a fan of the outdoors, but its free so whatever >spend a week just hiking various trails and sightseeing >my fatass barely survives and is exhausted, still feel awesome >feel genuinely happy for the first time in ages (pic related, a pic I took at a viewpoint) >go back home >immediatly feel like s--- again >somehow feel even worse than I used to >I keep thinking about going back but I'm broke as f--- I got a taste of heaven and then got put back into hell. I genuinely don't know how to cope Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)13:01:03 No.74096862 >>74096849 (OP) F--- I just realised I put in the wrong file, my pics are too big to post or whatever Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)13:14:46 No.74096981 >>74096849 (OP) Happens to me as well. But I go on runs instead. Honestly anon nothing helps.

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: Anonymous ITAAND 94 KB JPG 07/20/23(Thu)13:40:30 No.902941029 >23yo me fall in love with a 20yo cutie >it ends 5 years later >sad for a year >decide to get back into dating, find life and be how I used to be >decide to go back to where I met my ex where college girls hang >start chatting with a college chick and she's friendly too >make moves >"are you hitting on me anon hehe how old are you?" >*sudden realization that she's probably 10 years younger and I'm an old f--- flirting with college girls who are too young for me* >*panicking internally fuckshitfuckshit* >however old you want me to be femanon hehe >"hehe ok well I have to go to class bye" where did the time go /b/ when did I become an old creep

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Anonymous 07/20/23(Thu)20:54:41 No.902934132 [Reply]► >>902934191 /b/ros, reddit has start r/place again. there are flags everywhere, including the ukrainian flag which is expanding sideways. lets unite as retards and build a massive russian flag that will challenge the ukrainian flag 244, -144 already has a red blob, we can use that as the red part of the flag. as we grow sideways we can fight the ukrainian flag reddit r/place russia flag

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG 3 Replies 07/20/23(Thu)12:40:30 No.74097222 pro tip: if you respond to questions with "don't worry about it" you'll seem cool and intimidating Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >"Do you think my ass looks big?" >"Don't worry about it." Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >How old are you? >Don't worry about it. View Thread 07/20/23(Thu)12:43:20 No.74097255 07/20/23(Thu)12:57:45 No.74097392 : Anonymous >>74097222 (OP) # >Did you s--- your pants? >Don't worry about it. 07/20/23(Thu)12:58:32 No.74097402

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