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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous (ID: ytRC3zqd) The ozone scam, and DuPont No.389008544 Remember the hole in the ozone layer..... let me redpill you on what happened. DuPont invented and held the patent for r12. R12 is an extremely efficient refrigerant. Anybody with an old r12 car or refrigerator can attest. R12 cools better than r134, and also operates at a lower pressure. Late r12 a/c systems were bullet proof and many are still operating on their original pre 1994 charge ATC NATIONAL REFRIGERANT 12 07/30/22(Sat)18:16:55 56 KB JPG DuPont who had the patent for r12 understood this patent would expire in 1979. This was the time of a massive boom in air conditioning adoption. >patent expires in 1979 >ozone hole gets discovered in 1978/1979 The fed said cfc's were the cause, and allowed DuPont to continue sole manufacturing of r12 until the "switch". This bought DuPont from 1979- 1994 total control of the refrigerant market. R134 came alone. Guess who patented r134? DuPont. So now DuPont had total control of the market agsin, a market designed around an inferior product and planned obsolence. Modern ac systems are s---, they are extremely finicky, and run high pressure which makes leaks appear. Right when the r134 parent was coming up to expiration, new data showed r134 to also be bad for the environment. Same s--- again.

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Anonymous 54 KB JPG >>76223409 # Anonymous >>76223398 (OP) # How did it taste, smugjak? >>76223416 # Anonymous >be me >poop in toilet >have idea Anonymous >>76223401 # it tasted like poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:33:55 No.76223398 >take poop out >eat it >>76223425 # >repoop the poop infinite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:28 No.76223401 01/23/24(Tue)20:34:59 No.76223409 01/23/24(Tue)20:35:35 No.76223416 >>76223409 # S----- answer hope you die : Anonymous >>76223416 # says the one with finite poop 01/23/24(Tue)20:36:11 No.76223425

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Anonymous (ID: 2V/9R758) 06/22/12 (Fri)21:01:40 No.407791729 >took wife shopping for her birthday >hate going shopping but thought i'd treat her to a day out that she deserves >walked past department store >three girls, couldn't have been older than 18-20 walk past > for a joke I say "bet you wish you had legs like that!" >she starts crying and overreacting, can't seem to calm her down > had to stop and let her calm down before wheeling her up the ramp into the next store >what the f--- is wrong with women?

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Anonymous (ID:+y4m951J) = 131 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 17m >parents move to hillbilly town down in the south when I'm 12 01/23/24(Tue)17:59:54 No.456151993 >no friends, only black kid at school >live without friends is ok in the beginning >always sit alone in class >one day the only available seat in class is next to me >another quite kid walks into the classroom >asks if its okay if he gets another table and chair from another classroom >teacher says sure >I tell the him to go f--- himself, teacher gets mad at me and tells me to go to the principle >get away with a warning >thats when the s--- started >bullying starts out lightly, they just called me words and told me to go back to the north >gets worse and worse, teachers dont give a f---. Get called n----- on a daily basis >after taking this for a few years another black kid moves to town >goes to the same highschool :DDD >finally have a friend >tell him about all the s--- that happened >decide we should take revenge >start messing with the students and teachers in school >we start to embrace black culture instead of trying to fit in with these crackers >start wearing baggy clothes >always carry speaker playing music from our idols, tupac etc >one day we decide to beat up one of my bullies outside of school >rats on us >get expelled from only highschool in town >f--- this place and f--- white people >>456153148 # Cant wait to leave this s-------. Wish I lived in a black neighbourhood so I wouldnt have to deal with this s---. pic looks like my highschool : Anonymous (ID: Z3ppr0qM >>456151993 (OP) # Forgot your vpn kek 01/23/24(Tue) 18:01:02 No.456152047

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THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS MICROPLASTICS IN YOUR BLOOD THERE IS BLOOD IN YOUR MICROPLASTICS | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous Take the leech pill 104 KB JPG > Your blood is full of microplastics > If you lose some blood your body makes new, plastic free, blood. > Poison no more. 01/23/24(Tue)20:20:01 No.76219749 The medieval doctors were onto something. Purify your blood. Use Leeches. LET THE POISON OUT.

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Anonymous 24 KB JPG 01/23/24(Tue)11:49:19 No.912832801 >be 25 >technically meet terms of being incel >don't even hate anybody except myself >cursed with being ugly >smol pp Its over isn't it /b/? Should I just throw in the towel and end it all or should I not because there is hope? 01/23/24(Tue)11:59:38 No.912833214 : Anonymous >>912832801 (OP) # Find a fat slut with low self esteem that you can build up. That's what I did. She helped me explore myself and since there isnt much d--- for her we've gotten accustomed to using dildos and strapons on each other. She still kisses it when I ask. Not a lot to suck on but she'll basically make out with it and my nuts feels great. Or kys if the hubris is too large a chasm to cross for you. >>912833609 # >>912833693 #

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Anonymous 01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901 I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a f------ bank but plead down to aggravated assault. Money's gone. F------ dye packs. Oh well, could have been 20 so no complaints. Now what do? Drive a truck? >>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 # 01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321 : Anonymous >>819003901 # Here's what you do >start youtube channel >your very first video is going to be you sitting in front of a high quality camera looking presentable >half the screen is going to show a videogame >title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission" >you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and say s--- like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have alarms like that" >pause the cutscene every now and then and say some s--- like "back when i hit the bank, the cops were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure this is entirely accurate" >your next videos are going to be you critiquing similar scenes from other games or movies >then your videos are going to be QandA about prison life >before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing and all you do is talk into a camera about prison >enjoy making more money than all of us

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