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anon's lifehack | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous (ID:+y4m951J) = 131 KB JPG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 17m >parents move to hillbilly town down in the south when I'm 12 01/23/24(Tue)17:59:54 No.456151993 >no friends, only black kid at school >live without friends is ok in the beginning >always sit alone in class >one day the only available seat in class is next to me >another quite kid walks into the classroom >asks if its okay if he gets another table and chair from another classroom >teacher says sure >I tell the him to go f--- himself, teacher gets mad at me and tells me to go to the principle >get away with a warning >thats when the s--- started >bullying starts out lightly, they just called me words and told me to go back to the north >gets worse and worse, teachers dont give a f---. Get called n----- on a daily basis >after taking this for a few years another black kid moves to town >goes to the same highschool :DDD >finally have a friend >tell him about all the s--- that happened >decide we should take revenge >start messing with the students and teachers in school >we start to embrace black culture instead of trying to fit in with these crackers >start wearing baggy clothes >always carry speaker playing music from our idols, tupac etc >one day we decide to beat up one of my bullies outside of school >rats on us >get expelled from only highschool in town >f--- this place and f--- white people >>456153148 # Cant wait to leave this s-------. Wish I lived in a black neighbourhood so I wouldnt have to deal with this s---. pic looks like my highschool : Anonymous (ID: Z3ppr0qM >>456151993 (OP) # Forgot your vpn kek 01/23/24(Tue) 18:01:02 No.456152047](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/742/182/b07.jpeg "The larp is insane | /r/Greentext")
![: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)00:46:25 No.26592287 >>26573368 (OP) # 119 KB GIF I have written a piece of code that takes all the videos posted in this online discussion and plays them in a random order indefinitely. The code also randomly changes the speed and duration of each video, making them play faster or slower, and shorter or longer, than their original versions. The speed ranges from 0.5 to 1.5 times the normal rate, and a random duration ranging from 0.5x to 1x the length of the video. The result of this code is a chaotic and sexy mix of sounds and images, which creates a very intense and erotic experience for the viewer. I play this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosTQxCnlpA [Open]) in the background, which adds immensely to the gooning experience. The contrast between the background dopamine frequency (28hz) and the foreground videos is very jarring and as my brother would say, "goontastic". I ran this code on my computer and watched the output on my screen. I was not prepared for the effect that it had on me. I felt a surge of adrenaline and horniness, as I could not predict what would happen next. I could not look away from the screen, even though I wanted to. I could not stop the code, even though I wanted to. I could only goon in horror and disbelief, as the code tortured me with its random and relentless combinations of videos. I have never came so hard in my life. >>26592352 # >>26593649 # >>26594477 # >>26594692 # >>26600219 # >>26600815 # >>26603125 # >>26604995 # >>26609518 # >>26610694 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/741/723/b32.jpeg "Anon goons | /r/Greentext")
