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: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: 1705842516161.png (639 KB, 944x1067) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:09:29 No.912720278 [Reply] ► >>912720894 >>912720928 Pspspspspspspspspsps >>Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:33:36 No.912720894 File: 15xz0enm.png (667 KB, 915x871) miu? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:34:44 No.912720928 ► >>912720278 (OP) >pspspspspsps >miao >>912720278 (OP) Yes? What do you want? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:38:14 No.912721019 ► >KICK......GOO00000000OOOL

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: Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)15:11:27 No.195312433 dr king schulz.jpg 66 KB JPG >says he doesn't like slavery, but still takes full advantage of it >never lets you forget about his german ancestry >introduces a n---- to alcohol, and then arms him >makes a mockery of the healthcare and the medical profession You are now aware that Dr King Schulz is the most American character in cinema history.

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Anonymous WOJAK 21 KB JPG 01/18/24(Thu)14:22:54 No.30582927 >be diagnosed with depression as a teen >develop a major health problem right after finishing high school >become neet for 4 years because of it and slack your ass off living off neetbux and mum's wallet >depression stops, even though you were sick you felt really good everyday mentally >start lifting, reading, playing instruments, making music, make some friends along the way >health gets better, decide it's time to move along with life >go to college >one year in and depression came back, zero willpower to do anything, all you want to do is lay on your bed or scroll mindlessly on the computer why the f--- is life like this

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File: w-and-d.jpg (115 KB, 640x807) Deadpool 3 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)16:58:18 No.195252169 >>195252419 >>195253326 >>195254779 >>195255520 >>195257857 >Release date July 26 >Still hasn't wrapped principal photography >Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months. >Inevitable reshoots will make them even most timecrushed. >First trailer drops in a little over 3 weeks Is it doomed? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:01:46 No.195252304 >>195253025 >>195258038 >>195259988 File: 1705730298719705.jpg (129 KB, 1186x1240) christ he looks like s--- Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:19:14 No.195253025 >>195252304 He doesn't want to be there, they're blackmailing him with footage from Bryan's pool parties. Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:13:39 No.195257102 Literally everything is riding on this for Disney, if it flops we could kill capeshit once and for all. ☐ Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:42:33 No.195258038 ► >>195260128 File: 1641499105537.jpg (138 KB, 1600x900) >>195252304 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)21:00:46 No.195260128 ► >>195258038 he looks like m----- saber-tooth

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File: metalmaxxing.jpg (15 KB, 360x360) Start metalmaxxing Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:26:52 No.30600072 >Be me. >Always been a scrawny, average-looking guy. >Never really had much luck with the ladies. >Just another skincel in a world full of Chad Thundercocks. >But then I discovered Metalmaxxing. >For those of you who don't know, Metalmaxxing is the art of transforming oneself into a badass cyborg. >Think Terminator, but more ripped and less homicidal. >Started off by hitting the gym and bulking up like crazy. >But that wasn't enough. >Had to take it to the next level. >So I saved up some cash and got some cyborg enhancements. >Got metal-plated abs, bionic arms, and even some laser eyes. >My transformation was complete. >No longer was I a scrawny, average-looking guy. >I was now a f------ ROBOCHAD. >And let me tell you, the ladies couldn't resist. >Their eyes widened in awe as I flexed my metal-plated muscles. >Their jaws dropped as I shot lasers at beer cans in the backyard. >No longer was I a skincel. >I was now a goddamn robochad. >But the best part? I didn't even have to deal with all the b------- that comes with being a human Chad. >No more worrying about my hair, talking to girls, or trying to fit in. >I was above all that now. >An unstoppable, metal-clad sex machine. >So to all you skincels out there, I give you one piece of advice: >Don't just strive to become a Chad. >Strive to become a ROBOCHAD. >Trust me, it's way more badass.

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: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do

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