Anon's devious plan backfires | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous this is it 01/21/24(Sun)14:43:44 No.76196989 >live at home >yesterday while playing vidya i get hungry >convince my sister to let me borrow money so i could order food 28 KB GIF >decide to doordash mcdonalds >play vidya while its on the way >go out and get the food a few minutes after i get the notification that its arrived >see that someone already took it inside and put it on the kitchen counter >the bag was OPENED and i was missing a quarter pounder and large fry >i look over and find the missing food items on the dinner table next to my sister who was on her phone >ask her what the f--- shes doing with my food >she said she thought i ordered for everybody because there were 4 sets of burgers and fries >tell her shes a stupid bitch because its all my food and she has no right to touch it >she says she didnt eat anything yet and offers to give them back to me and i take them >while telling her what a retarded bitch she is she just goes to her room and shuts the door in typical femoid fashion >the burger wasnt opened and the fries looked pretty full but i know she definitely took maybe 2 or 3 fries out >devise a plan to let her get a taste of the karma that she deserves >today when she left for her wagie job i go into her room and get up on her bed >pull down my pants and release a big greasy log on her mattress >i then go back to my room, making sure to leave her door slightly open so that theyll think the dog did it >when she gets home later in the day i hear her shriek when she opens her door >feel a great sense of satisfaction hearing her get what she deserves >less than a minute later my mom runs to my room and asks why theres s--- on my sisters bed >tell her that the dog probably did it >she asks me why its human-sized and why theres feet- shaped stains on her bed >dont know what to say so i just shut my door and lock it in her face >now my sister is crying while my mom and dad are yelling at me and banging on my door >they say ill be kicked out and registered as a sex offender because my sister is a minor what do

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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