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File: 1705842516161.png (639 KB, 944x1067) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:09:29 No.912720278 [Reply] ► >>912720894 >>912720928 Pspspspspspspspspsps >>Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:33:36 No.912720894 File: 15xz0enm.png (667 KB, 915x871) miu? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:34:44 No.912720928 ► >>912720278 (OP) >pspspspspsps >miao >>912720278 (OP) Yes? What do you want? Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)13:38:14 No.912721019 ► >KICK......GOO00000000OOOL

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Went out like a baller | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)15:11:27 No.195312433 dr king schulz.jpg 66 KB JPG >says he doesn't like slavery, but still takes full advantage of it >never lets you forget about his german ancestry >introduces a n---- to alcohol, and then arms him >makes a mockery of the healthcare and the medical profession You are now aware that Dr King Schulz is the most American character in cinema history.

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Anon is depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous WOJAK 21 KB JPG 01/18/24(Thu)14:22:54 No.30582927 >be diagnosed with depression as a teen >develop a major health problem right after finishing high school >become neet for 4 years because of it and slack your ass off living off neetbux and mum's wallet >depression stops, even though you were sick you felt really good everyday mentally >start lifting, reading, playing instruments, making music, make some friends along the way >health gets better, decide it's time to move along with life >go to college >one year in and depression came back, zero willpower to do anything, all you want to do is lay on your bed or scroll mindlessly on the computer why the f--- is life like this

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Anon lurks /hr/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 227 KB JPG SO old' Stone Cold was lurking /hr/ >WHAT? and he saw a FEET thread >WHAT? I said he saw a FEET Thread 01/04/24(Thu)10:34:37 No.4792621 >WHAT? So he clicks it and sees them TOES >WHAT? The dawgs. >WHAT? The grippers. >WHAT? The tootsies. >WHAT? The stompers. >WHAT? The paws. >WHAT? The piggies. >WHAT? All for Free >WHAT? In this Economy >WHAT? At this day and age. >WHAT? So I clicks on this here thread and I see those pictures. And then I hit click Save. >WHAT? I hit Save again. >WHAT? And Again. >WHAT? and AGAIN. >WHAT? and OVER AGAIN. >WHAT? Until I've saved every last damn post in the thread >WHAT? Will I contribute? >WHAT? Will I pitch in? >WHAT? Donate? >WHAT? Furnish? >WHAT? BESTOW? >WHAT? I SURE AS HELL WONT BECAUSE IM THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE. AND THATS THE BOTTOMLINE because Stone Cold said SO. >(Glass shatters) >>4792629 # >>4793777 #

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Anon Has Low Hopes for Deadpool 3 | /r/Greentext

File: w-and-d.jpg (115 KB, 640x807) Deadpool 3 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)16:58:18 No.195252169 >>195252419 >>195253326 >>195254779 >>195255520 >>195257857 >Release date July 26 >Still hasn't wrapped principal photography >Didn't get the CGI heavy scenes shot before the strike so they still have to render those in about 5 months. >Inevitable reshoots will make them even most timecrushed. >First trailer drops in a little over 3 weeks Is it doomed? Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:01:46 No.195252304 >>195253025 >>195258038 >>195259988 File: 1705730298719705.jpg (129 KB, 1186x1240) christ he looks like s--- Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)17:19:14 No.195253025 >>195252304 He doesn't want to be there, they're blackmailing him with footage from Bryan's pool parties. Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:13:39 No.195257102 Literally everything is riding on this for Disney, if it flops we could kill capeshit once and for all. ☐ Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)19:42:33 No.195258038 ► >>195260128 File: 1641499105537.jpg (138 KB, 1600x900) >>195252304 Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)21:00:46 No.195260128 ► >>195258038 he looks like m----- saber-tooth

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Heavy metal poisoning is for virgins | /r/Greentext

File: metalmaxxing.jpg (15 KB, 360x360) Start metalmaxxing Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:26:52 No.30600072 >Be me. >Always been a scrawny, average-looking guy. >Never really had much luck with the ladies. >Just another skincel in a world full of Chad Thundercocks. >But then I discovered Metalmaxxing. >For those of you who don't know, Metalmaxxing is the art of transforming oneself into a badass cyborg. >Think Terminator, but more ripped and less homicidal. >Started off by hitting the gym and bulking up like crazy. >But that wasn't enough. >Had to take it to the next level. >So I saved up some cash and got some cyborg enhancements. >Got metal-plated abs, bionic arms, and even some laser eyes. >My transformation was complete. >No longer was I a scrawny, average-looking guy. >I was now a f------ ROBOCHAD. >And let me tell you, the ladies couldn't resist. >Their eyes widened in awe as I flexed my metal-plated muscles. >Their jaws dropped as I shot lasers at beer cans in the backyard. >No longer was I a skincel. >I was now a goddamn robochad. >But the best part? I didn't even have to deal with all the b------- that comes with being a human Chad. >No more worrying about my hair, talking to girls, or trying to fit in. >I was above all that now. >An unstoppable, metal-clad sex machine. >So to all you skincels out there, I give you one piece of advice: >Don't just strive to become a Chad. >Strive to become a ROBOCHAD. >Trust me, it's way more badass.

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Anon wants you to be healthier! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:07:56 58 KB JPG No.76191487 remember bots the easiest way to improve your mental health and taking a step towards a happier life is through investing in self care and comfort replace primary room light >multiple pillows and oversized blankets >oversized sweaters and hoodies >essential oils and diffusers : Anonymous >soft lighting fixtures to >shower steamers and moisturizing bath products >meditation cushions >peace inspiring wall art >>76191547 # 01/20/24(Sat) 22:09:25 No.76191501 >>76191487 (OP) # This sounds really f------ gay.

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'Literally me' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat) 23:33:35 No.195270961 Collage_20240120_183140.jpg 478 KB JPG >50 year old man is depressed, miserable and whines all the time and is under the thumb of a woman This genre needs a name.

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After the JoCat "Cancelled Because Cringe" debacle. | /r/Greentext

Cringe is now illegal Dystopian Dweller 01/20/24(Sat)21:39:39 No.912703186 >Year, doesn't matter >Sitting at home watching the news. >Government made "Cringe" illegal. >Everyone wears grey jumpsuits as to not be called cringe for their clothing choices. >Go to fridge >F---, out of Grey Sludge Type 2 >Walk To Store >See cops brutalizing a furry >Keep head down, don't want to be beaten >Go into store >Buy Sludge >Prepare to go home and get ready for Museum trip >Saved up Generic Credits for the Van Gogh exhibit >See sign on Museum >Van Gogh Exhibit gone, deemed illegal because Van Gogh was a simp and drew some pictures >Being a simp is illegal. >Sigh >Go home >Eat sludge for dinner as I watch government-procured, non-cringe show; Beeping Squares. >Go to bed Is this the world you people want? Sure as hell feels like it.

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Anon's are healing ancient racial disputes | /r/Greentext

Board /int/ - International Anonymous where pole Anonymous here >>190461090 # : Anonymous >>190460955 # hi Anonymous what do you want Anonymous im tired lets talk >>190461346 # Anonymous! having an onion burger Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/25/23(Sat) 19:07:03 No.190460361 >>190461295 # why pole whyyyy 11/25/23(Sat)19:28:45 No.190460955 Anonymous no I don't have time for talk 11/25/23(Sat)19:33:31 No.190461090 11/25/23(Sat) 19:35:00 No.190461127 11/25/23(Sat) 19:38:20 No.190461245 11/25/23(Sat)19:39:54 No.190461295 11/25/23(Sat) 19:40:25 No.190461304 11/25/23(Sat) 19:42:14 No.190461346

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Anon is mad Charlie’s gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hazbin Hotel 108 KB PNG 01/20/24(Sat)11:42:59 No.141797627 >love Charlie >watch the show >everyone is gay and depressed, homosexual and anxious, queer and just really extraordinarily queer Why does everything have to be gay and retarded nower days?

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Anon, put down the Crossbow | /r/Greentext

File: Tyrion Lannister.jpg (179 KB, 1436x800) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)01:34:45 No.76188859 > Be me, third child of golden lion > Have older brother, older sister > Sister is father's favorite, despite being a vapid airhead > Brother spends his life fighting fathers battles, struggling to live up to his name > The sheep love and fear my father's name, power and charisma > Father is raging hypocrite > Claims not to care for the opinions of the sheep, yet courts them every day > Father preaches good morals and values, yet lies, cheats and f---- w----- in secret > All I crave for is recognition and love from my father > He gives me none > Get given menial tasks to complete for the family. Mostly shoveling s--- > Am I constant disappointment > The sheep pay me no attention > Half of them think of me as some twisted money demon > They don't care if I live or die. Neither does my father > Wish I had enough poison for the whole lot of you > Be eric trump. Pic unrel [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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Anon just can't turn it off | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 23 KB JPG H 09/07/21(Tue)02:51:56 No.63387491 it's over anon. it's over >NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF! IT WASN'T MY SITE. YOU BANNED ME I DIDN'T BAN YOU. I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY BUT SOMEBODY WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY. THEN I COME BACK TO THE SITE AFTER DODGING YOUR RANGEBANS AND I SEE ALL THESE REDDITORS PROTESTING ME, SEETHING, CALLING ME BABYFUCKER AND ALL KINDS OF MORALFAG CRAP. WHO ARE THEY TO PROTEST ME HUH? WHO ARE THEY? UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN THERE AND BEEN AN OLDFAG, AND KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE YELLING ABOUT it was a bad time for everyone anon, but it's all in the past now. >TO YOU. TO ME THIS SITE IS NOTHING. BACK THEN WE HAD A CODE OF HONOR. YOU EMBED ZIP FILES I DOWNLOAD THEM. NOW THERE'S NOTHING you're the last of an elite group of c*nnyposters, don't end it like this >BACK THEN I COULD CREATE CHEESE PIZZA THREADS. SPAM B---------, POST GORE. I WAS IN CHARGE OF THREADS THAT USED TO HIT BUMP LIMIT. NOW I CAN'T EVEN POST A GODDAMN TEENAGER IN A BIKINI WITHOUT BEING REPORTED. Where is everybody? God...I...I had a friend, we called him Paul. We had all these guys man. Back then we had all these f------ guys. We were friends. Now there's nothing. Remember Paul? He wore this black fedora used to dress up like some news reporter. He was always talking about Jews, he f------ hated Jews. Used to say we'd be gassing them together someday. We were shitposting one day about having a girl for President, I went to get a couple beers and Pa - Paul had set up a f------ reddit colony - Pandora's box, he opened up the box, f------ blew his board all over the place. And he's covered in redditors he's f------ dying, there's redditors all over the board, just like - and I'm trying to drive them off you know? MY FRIEND INVITED REDDITORS TO THE SITE! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WELCOME AND EVERYTHING! And I'm trying to drive them off but they kept f------ banning me AND NOBODY WOULD HELP! Nobody would help. I can't get it out of my head

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