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File: metalmaxxing.jpg (15 KB, 360x360) Start metalmaxxing Anonymous 01/20/24(Sat)22:26:52 No.30600072 >Be me. >Always been a scrawny, average-looking guy. >Never really had much luck with the ladies. >Just another skincel in a world full of Chad Thundercocks. >But then I discovered Metalmaxxing. >For those of you who don't know, Metalmaxxing is the art of transforming oneself into a badass cyborg. >Think Terminator, but more ripped and less homicidal. >Started off by hitting the gym and bulking up like crazy. >But that wasn't enough. >Had to take it to the next level. >So I saved up some cash and got some cyborg enhancements. >Got metal-plated abs, bionic arms, and even some laser eyes. >My transformation was complete. >No longer was I a scrawny, average-looking guy. >I was now a f------ ROBOCHAD. >And let me tell you, the ladies couldn't resist. >Their eyes widened in awe as I flexed my metal-plated muscles. >Their jaws dropped as I shot lasers at beer cans in the backyard. >No longer was I a skincel. >I was now a goddamn robochad. >But the best part? I didn't even have to deal with all the b------- that comes with being a human Chad. >No more worrying about my hair, talking to girls, or trying to fit in. >I was above all that now. >An unstoppable, metal-clad sex machine. >So to all you skincels out there, I give you one piece of advice: >Don't just strive to become a Chad. >Strive to become a ROBOCHAD. >Trust me, it's way more badass.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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