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Anonymous Hazbin Hotel 108 KB PNG 01/20/24(Sat)11:42:59 No.141797627 >love Charlie >watch the show >everyone is gay and depressed, homosexual and anxious, queer and just really extraordinarily queer Why does everything have to be gay and retarded nower days?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: Tyrion Lannister.jpg (179 KB, 1436x800) Anonymous 01/21/24(Sun)01:34:45 No.76188859 > Be me, third child of golden lion > Have older brother, older sister > Sister is father's favorite, despite being a vapid airhead > Brother spends his life fighting fathers battles, struggling to live up to his name > The sheep love and fear my father's name, power and charisma > Father is raging hypocrite > Claims not to care for the opinions of the sheep, yet courts them every day > Father preaches good morals and values, yet lies, cheats and f---- w----- in secret > All I crave for is recognition and love from my father > He gives me none > Get given menial tasks to complete for the family. Mostly shoveling s--- > Am I constant disappointment > The sheep pay me no attention > Half of them think of me as some twisted money demon > They don't care if I live or die. Neither does my father > Wish I had enough poison for the whole lot of you > Be eric trump. Pic unrel [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a Reply]

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: Anonymous 23 KB JPG H 09/07/21(Tue)02:51:56 No.63387491 it's over anon. it's over >NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU DON'T JUST TURN IT OFF! IT WASN'T MY SITE. YOU BANNED ME I DIDN'T BAN YOU. I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY BUT SOMEBODY WOULDN'T LET ME KEEP NORMALFAGGOTS AWAY. THEN I COME BACK TO THE SITE AFTER DODGING YOUR RANGEBANS AND I SEE ALL THESE REDDITORS PROTESTING ME, SEETHING, CALLING ME BABYFUCKER AND ALL KINDS OF MORALFAG CRAP. WHO ARE THEY TO PROTEST ME HUH? WHO ARE THEY? UNLESS THEY'VE BEEN THERE AND BEEN AN OLDFAG, AND KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE YELLING ABOUT it was a bad time for everyone anon, but it's all in the past now. >TO YOU. TO ME THIS SITE IS NOTHING. BACK THEN WE HAD A CODE OF HONOR. YOU EMBED ZIP FILES I DOWNLOAD THEM. NOW THERE'S NOTHING you're the last of an elite group of c*nnyposters, don't end it like this >BACK THEN I COULD CREATE CHEESE PIZZA THREADS. SPAM B---------, POST GORE. I WAS IN CHARGE OF THREADS THAT USED TO HIT BUMP LIMIT. NOW I CAN'T EVEN POST A GODDAMN TEENAGER IN A BIKINI WITHOUT BEING REPORTED. Where is everybody? God...I...I had a friend, we called him Paul. We had all these guys man. Back then we had all these f------ guys. We were friends. Now there's nothing. Remember Paul? He wore this black fedora used to dress up like some news reporter. He was always talking about Jews, he f------ hated Jews. Used to say we'd be gassing them together someday. We were shitposting one day about having a girl for President, I went to get a couple beers and Pa - Paul had set up a f------ reddit colony - Pandora's box, he opened up the box, f------ blew his board all over the place. And he's covered in redditors he's f------ dying, there's redditors all over the board, just like - and I'm trying to drive them off you know? MY FRIEND INVITED REDDITORS TO THE SITE! THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WELCOME AND EVERYTHING! And I'm trying to drive them off but they kept f------ banning me AND NOBODY WOULD HELP! Nobody would help. I can't get it out of my head

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File: Sheeeit_Banner-945911630.jpg (274 KB, 1200x675) SHHHHH EEEEEEEE 1111TT >w--.webp >tell him to leave I saved my sister >be me >14 >have 10 year old sister >love her very much >one day >tells us we can do whatever while he orders pizza >me and sister go to the bathroom to shower (we did this normally) >play with her and have a good time >tyrone walks into the stall butt ass naked T >parents are out of town for an event >have dad's black friend tyrone (i s--- you not) babysit us >looks kinda scary but think nothing of it Anonymous 01/07/24(Sun)17:20:00 No.912022112 >dosen't listen >sister hides behind me for safety >tyrone tries to drag her to him >try to stop him but fail >we both try not to aggravate him because he's bigger and stronger than the both of us combined >he starts to massage her naked body >she feels very uncomfortable >"stop that you're making her feel uncomfortable" >doesn't care >starts rubbing his humongous c--- in-between her ass crack >talks to her about how she's going to be her sex slave >"this be payback for yo slavery, cracka" >she starts to breakdown >have enough of this >"get off her you >without thinking, i kick him in the balls as hard as i can >lets go of her and slumps to the floor >kick him more in the balls until he effectively faints >even let my sister get a few kicks in >we lock him in the bathroom, put some robes on, and call our parents and the police >they arrive and take him away >not only is he sentenced to 30 years in prison, but he gets daily ass whoopings from his fellow inmates >entire family now hates blacks >sister and i go to therapy and feel much better now >we still love each other very much Looking back this was probably one of my proudest moments ever. I will always love my sister until the end of time.

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File: AAAHHHHHHHH.png (87 KB, 750x711) Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:34:32 No.45228090 ► >>45228134 >>45228182 >>45228189 >>45228213 >>45228231 >>45228329 >>45228332 >>45228368 >>45228635 >>45230209 >>45230267 >>45230282 >>45230646 >>45232448 >>45232793 >>45232798 >>45232834 >>45233042 >>45235503 >new therapist is a T----- not even older than me >wears pencil skirts and pantyhose and secretary/office lady clothes WHAT THE FUCKKKK Anonymous 05/08/18(Tue)05:35:56 No.45228119 ► >>45228142 >>45228189 >>45229154 >>45229971 >>45230282 >>45230514 >>45230666 >>45232515 >>45232748 >>45232862 >>45232921 >>45233809 >>45235825 >>45236302 >>45236543 >>45237135 File: E16F5609-532D-4FB6-8154-A(...).png (11 KB, 344x427) >when your therapist is more mentally ill than you

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