Anon took some LSD and lost his mind | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Anonymous >be me 3 months ago >took 400 mg of LSD >realized the absolute meaningless of life and insignificance of humans in the grand never ending cosmos >love is nothing more than just brain chemicals tricking us into breeding and continuing our species >friendships and relationships only exist to cope with the loneliness in this bizarre existence that we call life >currency, jobs and society are all human made illusions and are not real DIE 12/12/23(Tue)21:08:37 No.75743161 AMERICA SUKK 150 KB JPG >in fact nothing is real >everyone lives in his own personal reality constructed by his own brain The last 3 months has been hard. I feel like I discovered something I should have never seen. Being this aware of my own existence is exhausting. I really wish to kill myself to free my consciousness from this flesh prison and find eternal peace in the void

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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☐ Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri) 16:21:51 No.140931910 ► File: Screenshot 2023-12-01 161426.png (165 KB, 300x445) Å >Be me >Scottish >be pro-union rule Britannia chad >love the British Museum, get to see tons of cool stuff that we own, because finders keepers / we purchased it from your historic oppressors. >Learn about Hitlers plans to reshape Berlin. >What a visionary >Get to the part about what British monuments and artifacts that Hitler wanted to bring to Berlin. >like Nelson's column >Get this burning sense of hate towards my hero >How dare he steal our monuments and artifacts. I think i understand the Greeks now, why they want it back.

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: Anonymous Mount Everest ALPENGLOW expeditions Summit. 29,032/8,848.9m 12/11/23 (Mon)07:29:15 No.75724220 ABC 21,300'/6,492m Camp 3 26,700'/8,138m everest.jpg 358 KB JPG Camp 2 24,750'/7,544m North Col 23,000'/7,010m Base Camp 17,000'/5,182m Why do retards keep climbing this and dying? >Oh I went to the top of everest You and hundreds of other people, it isn't a feat, it is a tourist attraction that people occasionally die on. It is so stupid. Yes it is the highest mountain, so f------ what? It is not even the most difficult mountain, there are mountains right now that have never had their peaks climbed to. Instead of risking life and limb for these mountains and possibly advancing humanity by taking pictures and gathering samples from a place untouched by man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highe st_unclimbed_mountain Why are these retard tourist "climbers" so obsessed with this one mountain?

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Could anon be onto something ? | /r/Greentext

A_pound_of_flesh_for_50p_(The_Melting House)_(15617759019).jpg >natural warmth >hair for carpet >self repairing 1200px- What if we grew houses out of flesh instead of building them? >temperature regulation >unlimited water 350 KB JPG >built-in pillows and bed >natural security >always someone to talk to >never feel lonely >pet antibodies >self-cleaning (toilet anywhere) >no food waste (garbage disposal everywhere) >masturbatory aid You wouldn't even have to hang things up with nails and damage your walls. Just stick like a dildo into the butthole- like openings and hang stuff from those.

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: Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)07:21:27 No.72995880 Brock Lesnar's daughter Mya breaks school record in shot put for Colorado State UPL Reahny MO NSA 340 COLORADO STATE Screenshot 2023-12-06 174958.png 802 KB PNG >>72995986 # >>72999736 # Would you breed with Brock Lesnar's daughter for strong sons? : Anonymous >>72995880 (OP) # Is that real? Did he c-- on a tissue and cultivated her from there by himself doesnt she have a mom to take some dna from? Its literally him with lipstick and a wig kek 12/07/23(Thu)07:31:05 No.72995954

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No.449367308 >>449369138 >>449369890 File: 71006cec-2582-432f-a50a-(...).jpg (252 KB, 1024x1024) wody >>449366677 (OP) # > Serious relationships only > Elven Kween looking for her KING > My son Urgluk is my WORLD > Ulthuan nationalists and racists swipe left > MUST have your own manor and chariot if you're under 6'5

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: Anonymous making money in your c--- 43 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:47:18 No.191146406 jobs for people without degrees in the USA >fast food >warehouse >factory plant, like meat-packing or assembling stuff >"direct care worker", basically a maid >restaurant >construction laborer >low end sales jobs >customer service over the phone >grocery store or you spend like $60,000 and 4 years of your life to get a degree i want to kill myself.

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My fantasy with Miki Motoi Anonymous 06/01/20(Mon)01:36:25 No.10389682 >I f--- her so godamn hard she becomes a paraplegic >the end thanks for reading

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Anonymous 41463596 6.8 kB JPG 1 hr. ago My sad story >Be me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" >She replys:"I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >I blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related

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Anonymous 1.92 MB GIF 08/18/21 (Wed)06:21:02 No.18867491 >wake up in the middle of the night >suddenly have an epiphany >reconcile thousands of years of human philosophical and spiritual canon into a single neat revelation >go back to sleep >wake up >can't remember

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: Dr. Redpill BOS 80 73 8098 9 198 Propane 335 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue) 13:27:23 No.910708382 It's hilarious that Biden f------ are thanking Biden for these newly low gas prices even though the last 2 years it was >"The President doesn't control the gas prices" All of a sudden now while their down it's >BASED BIDEN LOWERS GAS PRICES While actually he did have an action in lowering these current low prices it's because he's setting the us up for the highest gas prices in history >Biden has been secretly depleting the US emergency petroleum reserve to artificially lower the price of gas >The reserves will run out April 2024 >After which the US cannot get oil from Russia for the failure of proper handling of the war of Ukraine Russia >Cannot get oil from Middle East because of failure of proper handling of Israel Palestine war >Shut down only pipeline to get oil in US >gas now shoots up to 9 dollars for average >diesel is now 14 dollars a gallon >a bigger wave of inflation hits by mid July causing a typical grocery trip to cost 180 dollars (bread milk meat eggs) This utter failure is about to come crashing down causing Trump to win in a landslide as big as Reagan's The biggest red wave is about to come and when the fraud of 2020 is put in the light Biden will be hung for his treason crimes

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17 KB JPG > be autist > social skills don't develop until late high school > never learned how to flirt or read girls > they see me as just a friend or an absolute freak > tfw I'll probably never be loved > jerk it to wash away the feels

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: Anonymous 40 KB JPG 06/24/21(Thu)14:00:32 No.62246659 >go to gym >try to lift embarassingly low weights >fail >want to kill self Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:03:28 No.62246694 >>62246659 (OP) # The weights are just a clock - a clock that measures how much time you've spent in the gym. Put in more time and the weights will accumulate. You've spent zero time thus far and the weights are just telling you that. >>62246734 # >>62246763 # >>62250110 # >>62250347 # : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:04:16 No.62246708 Nobody in the gym cares about you. Stop thinking so much of yourself. : Anonymous 06/24/21(Thu)14:05:08 No.62246717 >>62246659 (OP) # It's okay, anon. We all have to start somewhere. Most people are too focused on what they're doing to judge you anyway

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