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File: raf, 360x360,075,t,fafafa_(...).jpg (22 KB, 360x360) M □ Jewtube is gross Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)12:54:40 No.75741816 >Be me. >Go on cucktube. >Forget I had signed out of account. >See the vile slop recommended on the front page. >Soy-face thumbnails, N------, Pajeets, Troons, Family vlogs, Cringe clickbait, Fortnite slop. "You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension" -Nikola Tesla

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon took some LSD and lost his mind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me 3 months ago >took 400 mg of LSD >realized the absolute meaningless of life and insignificance of humans in the grand never ending cosmos >love is nothing more than just brain chemicals tricking us into breeding and continuing our species >friendships and relationships only exist to cope with the loneliness in this bizarre existence that we call life >currency, jobs and society are all human made illusions and are not real DIE 12/12/23(Tue)21:08:37 No.75743161 AMERICA SUKK 150 KB JPG >in fact nothing is real >everyone lives in his own personal reality constructed by his own brain The last 3 months has been hard. I feel like I discovered something I should have never seen. Being this aware of my own existence is exhausting. I really wish to kill myself to free my consciousness from this flesh prison and find eternal peace in the void

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British Anon doesn’t want British artefacts stolen | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri) 16:21:51 No.140931910 ► File: Screenshot 2023-12-01 161426.png (165 KB, 300x445) Å >Be me >Scottish >be pro-union rule Britannia chad >love the British Museum, get to see tons of cool stuff that we own, because finders keepers / we purchased it from your historic oppressors. >Learn about Hitlers plans to reshape Berlin. >What a visionary >Get to the part about what British monuments and artifacts that Hitler wanted to bring to Berlin. >like Nelson's column >Get this burning sense of hate towards my hero >How dare he steal our monuments and artifacts. I think i understand the Greeks now, why they want it back.

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Whats even up there? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Mount Everest ALPENGLOW expeditions Summit. 29,032/8,848.9m 12/11/23 (Mon)07:29:15 No.75724220 ABC 21,300'/6,492m Camp 3 26,700'/8,138m everest.jpg 358 KB JPG Camp 2 24,750'/7,544m North Col 23,000'/7,010m Base Camp 17,000'/5,182m Why do retards keep climbing this and dying? >Oh I went to the top of everest You and hundreds of other people, it isn't a feat, it is a tourist attraction that people occasionally die on. It is so stupid. Yes it is the highest mountain, so f------ what? It is not even the most difficult mountain, there are mountains right now that have never had their peaks climbed to. Instead of risking life and limb for these mountains and possibly advancing humanity by taking pictures and gathering samples from a place untouched by man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highe st_unclimbed_mountain Why are these retard tourist "climbers" so obsessed with this one mountain?

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Could anon be onto something ? | /r/Greentext

A_pound_of_flesh_for_50p_(The_Melting House)_(15617759019).jpg >natural warmth >hair for carpet >self repairing 1200px- What if we grew houses out of flesh instead of building them? >temperature regulation >unlimited water 350 KB JPG >built-in pillows and bed >natural security >always someone to talk to >never feel lonely >pet antibodies >self-cleaning (toilet anywhere) >no food waste (garbage disposal everywhere) >masturbatory aid You wouldn't even have to hang things up with nails and damage your walls. Just stick like a dildo into the butthole- like openings and hang stuff from those.

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How to raise the ultimate mogger | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/07/23(Thu)07:21:27 No.72995880 Brock Lesnar's daughter Mya breaks school record in shot put for Colorado State UPL Reahny MO NSA 340 COLORADO STATE Screenshot 2023-12-06 174958.png 802 KB PNG >>72995986 # >>72999736 # Would you breed with Brock Lesnar's daughter for strong sons? : Anonymous >>72995880 (OP) # Is that real? Did he c-- on a tissue and cultivated her from there by himself doesnt she have a mom to take some dna from? Its literally him with lipstick and a wig kek 12/07/23(Thu)07:31:05 No.72995954

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Anon wants a Elf single mother as his girlfriend | /r/Greentext

No.449367308 >>449369138 >>449369890 File: 71006cec-2582-432f-a50a-(...).jpg (252 KB, 1024x1024) wody >>449366677 (OP) # > Serious relationships only > Elven Kween looking for her KING > My son Urgluk is my WORLD > Ulthuan nationalists and racists swipe left > MUST have your own manor and chariot if you're under 6'5

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Anon could always join the army | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous making money in your c--- 43 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue)17:47:18 No.191146406 jobs for people without degrees in the USA >fast food >warehouse >factory plant, like meat-packing or assembling stuff >"direct care worker", basically a maid >restaurant >construction laborer >low end sales jobs >customer service over the phone >grocery store or you spend like $60,000 and 4 years of your life to get a degree i want to kill myself.

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Anon writes an erotic short story | /r/Greentext

My fantasy with Miki Motoi Anonymous 06/01/20(Mon)01:36:25 No.10389682 >I f--- her so godamn hard she becomes a paraplegic >the end thanks for reading

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Anon goes to high school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41463596 6.8 kB JPG 1 hr. ago My sad story >Be me >Be in highscool >Known for being a loser >Teacher gets out of the class for 40 mins >Girls behind me start chatting >8/10 girl calls me and says: "H-hey Anon, I have to tell you a secret" >Me:"Ok tell me" >She replys:"I think that im in love with you, im leaving my boyfriend for you" >I blush and I say: "Im not felling for it" >1 minute later another girl comes at me and says: "Hey Anon, can I touch your hand?" >Me "ytho.jpg" >"We are playing truth or dare" pic related

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Anon had an epiphany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.92 MB GIF 08/18/21 (Wed)06:21:02 No.18867491 >wake up in the middle of the night >suddenly have an epiphany >reconcile thousands of years of human philosophical and spiritual canon into a single neat revelation >go back to sleep >wake up >can't remember

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Anon has another conspiracy theory | /r/Greentext

: Dr. Redpill BOS 80 73 8098 9 198 Propane 335 KB JPG 12/12/23(Tue) 13:27:23 No.910708382 It's hilarious that Biden f------ are thanking Biden for these newly low gas prices even though the last 2 years it was >"The President doesn't control the gas prices" All of a sudden now while their down it's >BASED BIDEN LOWERS GAS PRICES While actually he did have an action in lowering these current low prices it's because he's setting the us up for the highest gas prices in history >Biden has been secretly depleting the US emergency petroleum reserve to artificially lower the price of gas >The reserves will run out April 2024 >After which the US cannot get oil from Russia for the failure of proper handling of the war of Ukraine Russia >Cannot get oil from Middle East because of failure of proper handling of Israel Palestine war >Shut down only pipeline to get oil in US >gas now shoots up to 9 dollars for average >diesel is now 14 dollars a gallon >a bigger wave of inflation hits by mid July causing a typical grocery trip to cost 180 dollars (bread milk meat eggs) This utter failure is about to come crashing down causing Trump to win in a landslide as big as Reagan's The biggest red wave is about to come and when the fraud of 2020 is put in the light Biden will be hung for his treason crimes

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Anon goes through high school | /r/Greentext

17 KB JPG > be autist > social skills don't develop until late high school > never learned how to flirt or read girls > they see me as just a friend or an absolute freak > tfw I'll probably never be loved > jerk it to wash away the feels

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